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The Huffington Poo 

The daily dose of crappy blogging you get from The Huffington Post.
Did you read the ultra-moronic comments today on The Huffington Poo?
Yeah... specially the accolades to the First Lady from Planet of the Apes.

in the huff

A British expression used to describe a person who is sulking or upset about something.
Mandy's in the huff because Lisa got off with Jimmy and she knew she fancied him.
in the huff by kuntish December 24, 2008

The Hoffy 

a perverted state of sexual harasment. also know as the 100, but instead of a marching band you do a slutty girl and a freshman boy's basketball team. when a guy likes a girl and wants it hard and raw with no rain coat. then you bust a nut in her pussy area. also this is when a man sticks his man hood in a woman's ear lobe. This move is not requested for amatures, it could result in major injury or worse. For example, swelling of the nuts, sore nipples, and smelly fingers.
Chief, i did the hoffy on that slut last night and i got her pregnent!
Guy, i am gunna hoffy that chick tonight!!
The Hoffy by Jimmy and Chris February 25, 2008

the huff 

when the chick you are fucking is lying on her back, and then you cum on her face and pin her down and take a shit right on her face
What's that shit on your face Casey, did you just get huffed???
the huff by Kenny February 27, 2005

The Huff and Puff 

The act of sucking a fart out of your partners ass and blowing it in their face
Douglass P. likes to give his girlfriend the Huff and Puff
The Huff and Puff by Pestonibel March 22, 2009

The Huff 

a) A person or thing that is abnormally wierd. They're annoying by nature and can be very loud on a continual basis.

b) A sexually transmitted disease
a) We all hate our friend because he's very annoying, we nicknamed her "The Huff"

b) I paid for a hooker and after words found out that I had "the huff"
The Huff by Da Duder November 17, 2006