The Haruf

Two transexual of opposite sex 69

Mike became Ashley and Jenifer became Nick and nick and Ashley 69ed

Nick said “Nice bulge I like to smile like a donut at the same time I would love a rim job let’s do the haruf.”

by Billdo baggins February 17, 2020

The Hartford Whaler

The Hartford Whaler begins in a sexual position where a female is stripped naked with her hands behind her back, flopping around like a fish on the deck of a boat. The male stands behind her with an erection trying to stick a hole like a harpoon, while screaming AHOY!

My girl wanted a beach fantasy so I tied her hands behind her back and did The Hartford Whaler

by Spillaneyourlegs October 16, 2021

the harfnarf device

The best console of this generation, even beating out the PlayStation 5, Xbox Series Sex and Nintendo Bitch!

Refer to Huggbees community post on 10/21/2021

I spent so long playing on my the harfnarf device yesterday! Hours gone in what felt like seconds!

by StarPrismGaming December 21, 2021

The Haruhi Dance

Otherwise known as "Hare Hare Yukai" The Haruhi Dance is an immensely popular dance within Japanese and wapanese culture which is from the popular anime "The melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi". It is known to some as a funeral march in memoriam of Japanese culture.

john1: Hey look those people are doing the Haruhi Dance.
john2: It would be better if they all weren't so fat and ugly.

by Lizzzeg December 15, 2009

The Hartfield

A sexual act where you cheat on your girlfriend to have a threesome with two young children. The age gap is around 2-3 years and the male must be older

Person 1: Did you hear about person 3?
Person 2: Nah what happened
Person 1: Person 3 did The Hartfield with two primary school girksb
Person 2: Wow, Person 3 must pull bare pre-teens

by cxzzr March 7, 2021

harut the carrot

if you resd harut the carrot like (hairuht the cairuht it sounds funny

“harut the carrot went to the store”

by anonymous December 8, 2021

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

1.The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya is the first Japanese light novel in the Haruhi Suzumiya series written by Japanese author Nagaru Tanigawa and illustrated by Japanese artist Noizi Ito. It received immense popularity in Japan, and following the production of the animu, it extended its reach toward Western audiences. The characters are known for their distinct personalities. Haruhi Suzumiya is a yandere given the powers of God, Kyon repeatedly slaps himself in the face, Koizumi Itsuki makes faggot smiles at Kyon, Yuki Nagato reads books and slaughters aliens in her spare time, and Mikuru Asahina - the shining star of the series - has set the precedent for moe characters in much of Japanese media following the airing of the animu.
See also: Haruhi-ism

Person 1: Hey, that dipshit over there hates The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya!
Person 2: What?! Give me that AK-47 over there, I'm gonna fuck him up.

by typer525 August 18, 2008