The Glonk

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A epic fun pro club

lineup:

Bonerman
Shamoo

Broonaldo
Roslea Rioter
Balvie boi

Kyle ca
Fin bar
Porkie

Greedo
Vincenzo
Cragg

Holy fuck it’s the glonk we better be scared incase they shit all over our wrists and piss on bonermans cat

The Glonk by The glonk November 10, 2020

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Glonk The Wizz

A term used to describe smoking the drug marijuana, usually accompanied by friends.

Friend 1: Hey dude, wanna go glonk the wizz?
Friend 2: Hell yeah, let's go get high!

Glonk The Wizz by QUEERHOMOMAN December 4, 2024

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Dump the Glock

To fire a handgun or more specifically a Glock, often with the intention of harming another person by firing all of the ammunition in the magazine until no more ammunition is remaining, thus "Dumping the Glock".

Pooh Shiesty: "Dump the Glock show me it work or somthin"

Dump the Glock by OGLAVACAKES January 25, 2023

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pop the glock

a bad ass song by Uffie.

example on youtube. search pop the glock

pop the glock by Sessee September 7, 2007

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tote the glock

1) When a hard ass nigga roles around his hood carrying and or packing one/many pistols made by the Glock Manufacturing Company

"Just cuz i smoke and joke a lot don't mean i don't tote the glock." - Biggie

tote the glock by sumbird April 8, 2009

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pop the glock

To shoot a pistol or other small gun.

1. Yo I'm gonna pop the glock on that hoe.

pop the glock by Chloe White April 30, 2006

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pop the glock

to shoot with a handgun sb

John: Just pop the glock man, he's no good to live
Will: I don't know John, I think he knows sth we don't

pop the glock by Tzitzelayana April 20, 2008

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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