The Glonk

A epic fun pro club

lineup:

Bonerman
Shamoo

Broonaldo
Roslea Rioter
Balvie boi

Kyle ca
Fin bar
Porkie

Greedo
Vincenzo
Cragg

Holy fuck it’s the glonk we better be scared incase they shit all over our wrists and piss on bonermans cat

by The glonk November 10, 2020

Glonk The Wizz

A term used to describe smoking the drug marijuana, usually accompanied by friends.

Friend 1: Hey dude, wanna go glonk the wizz?
Friend 2: Hell yeah, let's go get high!

by QUEERHOMOMAN December 4, 2024

Dump the Glock

To fire a handgun or more specifically a Glock, often with the intention of harming another person by firing all of the ammunition in the magazine until no more ammunition is remaining, thus "Dumping the Glock".

Pooh Shiesty: "Dump the Glock show me it work or somthin"

by OGLAVACAKES January 25, 2023

pop the glock

a bad ass song by Uffie.

example on youtube. search pop the glock

by Sessee September 7, 2007

tote the glock

1) When a hard ass nigga roles around his hood carrying and or packing one/many pistols made by the Glock Manufacturing Company

"Just cuz i smoke and joke a lot don't mean i don't tote the glock." - Biggie

by sumbird April 8, 2009

pop the glock

To shoot a pistol or other small gun.

1. Yo I'm gonna pop the glock on that hoe.

by Chloe White April 30, 2006

pop the glock

to shoot with a handgun sb

John: Just pop the glock man, he's no good to live
Will: I don't know John, I think he knows sth we don't

by Tzitzelayana April 20, 2008