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There is no way to describe how this music sounds. It is so fucked up it gets you dizzy. You have to listen to the song Pop the Glock. It has the same effect as inhaling whipped cream. It kind of sounds techno rap underwater. Weird voice effects.
That fucking uffie music messes with my mind!
uffie by Angelacia May 15, 2007
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the bitchiest bitch to ever live on this planet. will stab you behind your back. dont trust an uffie
omg that bitch is such an uffie.
uffie by krankykaren September 8, 2020
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the bitchiest bitch to ever live on this planet. will stab you behind your back. dont trust an uffie
omg that bitch is such an uffie.
uffie by krankykaren September 8, 2020
Uffie. The most backstabbing bitch ever. She's Self-absorbed and thinks she's awesome and underrated. There's a reason everyone hates her and she has no friends and sits alone in the library at recess and lunch playing Minecraft education.
I hate Uffie, shes such a bitch.
Uffie by kebab babe September 26, 2020
It’s a neologism invented by Lewis Carroll nearly 150 years ago and means Grumpy, crotchety, ill-tempered or as Carroll put it “uffish is a state of mind when the voice is gruffish, the manner roughish, and the temper huffish." Carroll invented the word and used it in the poem Jabberwocky which appears in the book “Through The Looking Glass”. It’s still used occasionally in the South West of England.
He can be an uffish old sod at times.
Uffish by AKACroatalin April 28, 2015

Uffenhiessen 

(1) An english-german hybrid used to express a mild annoyance or to emphasize something.

(2) Used to express surprise
When something falls and breaks the individual screams "uffenhiessen!"
Uffenhiessen by Phyiah September 7, 2009
Good looking type, hot, sexy, attractive
Man that girl had this uffiesque look
uffiesque by Laimis February 7, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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