The Fleming

A sex position involving bending the girl over the desk and while doing it calling her a dumbass, stroking the beard and writing a short novel on the girls back.

After school, I asked my teacher for extra credit and he bent me over and gave me 'The Fleming.'I got an A plus

The Fleming by Shoot Fire March 11, 2011

Riding the Flamingo 

Riding the Flamingo is when; one moment you are innocently admiring the Flamingo's in the park, the next, your pants are down around your ankles and you find yourself balls deep in pink fluff.

I saw Ross in the park yesterday, he was riding the Flamingo, and it was savage.

Riding the Flamingo by Jizz Maestro October 1, 2017

dance of the flaming arseholes 

An amusing (for the onlookers) waddle between two arbitrary points while bent over with your pants around your ankles and a lit rolled up piece of newspaper wedged up your arse.

Commonly performed by both the military and football clubs, it's an experience that both onlookers and participants will never forget.

Here's how it goes....

You light a rolled up tube of newspaper and stick it between your buttocks while bent over with your pants around your ankles. Then you have to shuffle from the start line to the finish line without dropping the "Torch".

If you drop the torch you're up shit creek and will suffer a penalty ranging from having to start over to getting doused with beer before having to start over again.

Typically it's like a right of baptism that everyone in a team or group will participate in to both gain acceptance and strengthen ties by the age old addage of shared absurdity....

Or was it adversity....

Fucked if I know, pass me another beer and light my torch, will ya?!?

Saw the new 23rd regiment going the "Dance of the Flaming Arseholes" last night at the local.... Some of them were a bit slow, there's a few boys who won't need to wax this week if you get my meaning!!

dance of the flaming arseholes by Ben Govett August 10, 2006

Sheathing the flaming sword 

A risky sex act. A man puts on a condom and covers it in lighter fluid. He then lights it and puts his penis into a vagina.

I’m going to be sheathing the flaming sword with my girl tonight.

Sheathing the flaming sword by tankajahari December 1, 2022

The Flaming Benson 

When you have intercourse using lighter fluid and fire.

Yo bro, me and this girl started doing the flaming benson and it was life changing.

The Flaming Benson by ChouGW December 4, 2021

The Flaming Lips 

A band who is known for songs about one's mortality delivered in an innocent, boyish, and silly tone. They are terrific, for any mood.

Juan: Dude, I listened to The Flaming Lips and then I was sad.
Bill: Dawg, I listened to The Flaming Lips and then I was happy.

The Flaming Lips by wootalexftw May 17, 2008

The flaming kick of death 

The flaming kick of death : the flaming kick of death is where James Leggett ferociously knuckle balls a football and dents the crossbar and rebounds at a speed of 200mph and puts the ball through the front windscreen of a vehicle

"Watch out lads I'm geeing it a the flaming kick of death"

"Aw for fuck sakes you've just dented the crossbar and smashed a window"

The flaming kick of death by Benjamin crunchy nut May 21, 2016