2 definitions by Benjamin crunchy nut

Hula hoop

Hula hoop is were a man is giving brutal anal sex until the females anus is shaped like a hula hoop

" yeah fam I gave my girl a hula hoop"
" ok... That's pretty fucked up

The flaming kick of death : the flaming kick of death is where James Leggett ferociously knuckle balls a football and dents the crossbar and rebounds at a speed of 200mph and puts the ball through the front windscreen of a vehicle

"Watch out lads I'm geeing it a the flaming kick of death"

"Aw for fuck sakes you've just dented the crossbar and smashed a window"