The Dumps 

The phenomena of having to take a dump after smoking a cigarette.

Lynch: Alright, we done smoking?
Doug: Yeah, man.
Lynch: Sweet, let's go inside, cause this cig just gave me the dumps.

The Dumps by Lynchings January 15, 2011

down in the dumps 

sad, unhappy, depessed etc.

Steve was down in the dumps for the longest time after his breakup with Tracey, but then he met Karen and all that changed fast.

down in the dumps by SallyAnn September 3, 2006

Piss on the dump 

The act of urinating on a pile of fresh excrement. This is usually done by humans after they take a tremendous dump.

After a taking a tremendous dump, it's always important that you piss on the dump

Piss on the dump by EIDT August 17, 2014

riding the dumpster 

To be drunk off one's ass. Preferably unable to stand or walk without assistance.

The last night of Mardi Gras, I downed 4 jagerbomb's in a row. I was riding the dumpster for the rest of the night.

riding the dumpster by wastedwhiteguy April 1, 2011

Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky 

The ultimate immovable object, the dump truck is a masterful hockey player and can be found at the ice rink 24/7 "Dumpin on players in the zone and bitches at home". Also refers to the sexual act of defecating in ones pants while receiving dome and just saying fuck it and continuing.

He tried to hit Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky but ended up going to boom town and was knocked flat on his back with shit in his pants.

Sam gave him an Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky last night... he enjoyed it.

Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky by Coach MMMMMMMM January 25, 2011

Punching The Dumpster 

When your boyfriend is really terrible at sex, he is punching the dumpster.

Oh damn, my boyfriend came over last time and he was punching the dumpster all night long. :(

Punching The Dumpster by Xephe April 10, 2015

hump the dump 

To "hump the dump" is to literally have sex with human or animal feces. In laymen's terms: fuck a turd. It's not performed often and can be considered to be either a sign of idiocy or of extreme love (as in humping your partner's dumpling...). It can be conjugated, however, "dump" must be changed to rhyme to it, or it will mean something different (see example 2). It can however also be related to dave's mum (see example 3). This action can bring pleasure to both sexes:
Male: Inserts erect penis into the dump
Female: Inserts dump into vagina
It is not very popular in Europe, Asia, Oceania and America, however, was performed frequently by both sexes of tribes of the lower Niger around the 1800-2000.

1)
Eugene: Hey Chris, how was your night with Katie?
Chris: Awesome, I humped her dump!
Eugene: High Five bro!

2) Differences when conjugated:
a. I am humping the dump - only an idiot would say that, doesn't create the same effect without the rhyme.
b. I am humping the dumpling - If you thought of this before reading this, you have my respect.
In conclusion, a sucks, b rocks...

3)
Larry: Ever heard of Dave's Mum?
Barry: Yeah, I humped her dump!
Gary: Hell, I had a gangbang dump-hump with her!
Larry: Gross...

4) Hump the dump is a good way to make shit useful!

hump the dump by Frostie_Bandit June 15, 2008