"Oh ariel, please Dean me"
U have two dicks? Let's do the Dean
A woman tried to mug me so I Deaned her
I love to Dean Dean Dean
U have two dicks? Let's do the Dean
A woman tried to mug me so I Deaned her
I love to Dean Dean Dean
by Dog Meat 959 January 13, 2015
"The dean", or simply"Dean", as he is more commonly referred to, is a supreme being, thought to be the pinnacle of human evolution. Traits include a British accent, a constantly changing hairstyle, and a body magnitude so large that he consistently takes up two seat spots on the sofa in the boy's houses. As a result, another name for him is "Deanosaurus Rex", although this is less commonly used than the latter. In fact, so great is his holiness, that it is thought he is learning to become a farmer. What a stunner.
by Cap'n Spank July 06, 2019
The act of grooming a friend's girlfriend in the hopes of lining up future sexual opportunities.
Deaning is a disengenuous act usually performed by those whom you trust the most. People who dean generally do so in abundance, carrying their various deaning conquests as a badge of honour. These individuals are always seeking to expand their deaning ventures, hoping to obtain a conglomerate of females at their sexual whim. Such people are often found to be stating "I love her so much" and asking "Where is your girl?", "How is she doing?" in passing conversation.
Deaning is a disengenuous act usually performed by those whom you trust the most. People who dean generally do so in abundance, carrying their various deaning conquests as a badge of honour. These individuals are always seeking to expand their deaning ventures, hoping to obtain a conglomerate of females at their sexual whim. Such people are often found to be stating "I love her so much" and asking "Where is your girl?", "How is she doing?" in passing conversation.
Concerned man: Is Bartholomew deaning my girlfriend right now? Should I be worried?
Delusional friend: Nah dawg, he's just an amicable character
Delusional friend: Nah dawg, he's just an amicable character
by SakDaddy October 18, 2021
Dean’s are the best dads you can have even if he scares you a little bit. Some of them are way to over protective and he will show you some cool take downs.
by What’s up😝 November 24, 2018
the art of knowing something that you absolutley obviously know nothing about. ie i got a guy that want's a mastacater pump. and also the art of designing stuff that you don't know about either.
by paul vortman July 16, 2008
Swag. Tall, sexy and fit. Dean is a man dripping in swagger with a huge cock, Dean knows how to make the pussy drip.
by uaeneg May 30, 2012
An absolute bruh moment of a dude. He be funny but yet serious. Dean is good with history and money. He also is a leader, that’s why college heads are called deans. This man is always a bruh moment, a chill dude, or a serious bruh.
by The name chad June 25, 2021