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A word which can be used as a synonym for an act of violence, although in most cases, it refers to the act of hitting someone hard. Very commonly used as slang in boys house's common rooms. In the singular the word is simply "dell".
-"Right, you are yelling for a delling!!"

-"Im gonna have to dish out some dellings"

-"Sorry but I'm gonna have to dell you"
by Cap'n Spank July 05, 2019

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Yak
A word which can be used as a synonym for the words 'to spit on'. Similar to Delling, it is unknown how the word came to pass, though it is thought that it also came into existence in the boy's common rooms. In the past tense it takes the form of "yaked".
"Gonna have to perform a yak attack"

"Hey did you see how that guy got yaked on?"

" Josh do you have to piss in the bins and yak on the floor?!"
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by Cap'n Spank July 06, 2019

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"The dean", or simply"Dean", as he is more commonly referred to, is a supreme being, thought to be the pinnacle of human evolution. Traits include a British accent, a constantly changing hairstyle, and a body magnitude so large that he consistently takes up two seat spots on the sofa in the boy's houses. As a result, another name for him is "Deanosaurus Rex", although this is less commonly used than the latter. In fact, so great is his holiness, that it is thought he is learning to become a farmer. What a stunner.
"Have you seen the Dean today?"

"I think Dean went with josh to the loo"

"Goddamn Dean can be mean!"
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by Cap'n Spank July 06, 2019

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Yak
A word which can be used as a synonym for the words 'to spit on'. Similar to Delling, it is unknown how the word came to pass, though it is thought that it also came into existence in the boy's common rooms. In the past tense it takes the form of "yaked".
"Gonna have to perform a yak attack"

"Hey did you see how that guy got yaked on?"

" Josh do you have to piss in the bins and yak on the floor?!"
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by Cap'n Spank July 06, 2019

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