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Lead Up The Cornhole

The act in which during sexual intercourse, a man slides a sharpened pencil up the womans anus; who unexpecting the intense pain, screams at the male. This works when you can't get a woman to moan otherwise.
"She just wasn't feeling it. So I had to give her a Lead Up The Cornhole. She screamed for ages afterwards."

"FML. He gave me a Lead Up The Cornhole last night 'cos I wouldn't orgasm."

cornhole the roll 

before anal sex with a partner, a man wraps a Fruit by the Foot around his erect penis, before entering the anal cavity the man exclaims "3 Feet of Fun!” the man then thrust his partner’s anus aggressively until the entire Fruit by the Foot roll is engulfed in the partner’s anus (NOTE: it is not a true cornhole the roll unless "3 Feet of Fun!” is exclaimed by the man)
“Get ready for 3 Feet of Fun!” James exclaimed as he began to cornhole the roll into Amanda.

The German Cornhole 

When having gay sex and you roll your partner over, jump off of a high surface, and penetrate his anus. After you are firmly planted into your partner, you twist around and shit down his back.
Jonny: My dad and I did The German Cornhole last week. Im still trying to get ahold of some anal bleach. And I STILL need to scrub the shit off of my back.

cornhole on the cob 

good ol' fashioned butt sex
She was always up for tryin new things, so last night we had some cornhole on the cob.

Cornhole Up The Poop Chute

Anal sex....vigorously....as in balls slapping the butt cheeks while fucking the living shit out of someone in the ass.
"Tonight, I'm really going to give that skank from the office a little cornhole up the poop chute. She won't be able to shit for a week."

The Cornholers Suprize 

Very rude and rather evil to use... The Cornholers Suprize is a near fail proof way to insure that the reciever NEVER comes back to your bed.
Process is very simple...
1- Get the target into having sex with you.
2- Achieve the doggy stlye position.
3- Just be for you blow your load, accidently cramp your wang balls deep in to targets butthole.
4- To make sure they stay away. be VERY VERY rude about it. Never I say NEVER utter the words "I'm sorry".
My ex keep cock blocking me at partys. So I sweet talked her into one last round of good by sex. HAHA! You should have seen the look on her face when I gave her "The Cornholers Suprize"! She has not been around since.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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