This is when you put something on a cord, and when you set the said item down the cord immediately shifts causing the said item to change direction and piss the said owner of the item off tremendously, because the only way to fix this is to hold the item in place

Jake "dude why is your ipod in pieces, man"

Brian "it kept fuckin movin around so it wasn't in the right position for me to see the screen, i went beserk"

Jake " It's the Cord Problem man"

The Cord Problem by Quit Raping my Cat January 16, 2010

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Cut the Cord

When your parents or girlfriend with money stop supporting you and you have to take care of yourself.
See also hell.

She cut the cord, now I gots to get a job!

Cut the Cord by Big Merl March 27, 2004

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hop on the cord

A term used when trying to get your friends to get on discord.

Hop on the cord right freaking now, you stupid shrigga.

hop on the cord by Goodheadgiver69 June 15, 2020

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cutting the cord

Ending a friendship. Being left out and forgotten. Even though you think your best friends, their not.

Are we cutting the cord? Maybe we should.

cutting the cord by Jacob Parra-Cota May 8, 2016

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Pull the cord

adj. To Masterbate; to jerk off

To pull the cord Today i go to my moms crib to pull the cord

Pull the cord by mattz November 26, 2005

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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