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The Comet 

In order to correctly perform the sex move "The Comet", participants have to engage in sex on a balcony above a pool. The male partner has to convince his female partner that it would be really sexy to have gasoline all over her body, and during orgasm, he proceeds to light the gasoline (and subsequentally her body) on fire and push her off the balcony into the pool, making her look like a comet on the way down.
"There he goes, pulling The Comet" Brandon said, just as Will's partner hit the water.
The Comet by Person 37 July 25, 2008
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ride the comet

A euphemisim for suicide. While phrases such as "six feet under" and "pushing up daisies" apply to other forms of death, this is specifically for suicide. It was inspired by the Heaven's Gate cult, who committed suicide in the belief that their souls would ride a "spaceship" hidden near the Hale-Bopp comet when it passed by Earth in 1997.
Did you hear what happened to Joe?

Yeah. After he lost his job and his wife left him, he couldn't take it anymore. He decided to ride the comet.
ride the comet by nitrogyro1 September 19, 2009

dragging the comet 

When one farts in one area of a room and walks across the room dragging the odor with them.
"Man he busted serious ass by the kitchen then came "dragging the comet" into the living room."
dragging the comet by The Sikness December 27, 2012

kick the comet 

A game invented by the Duggins and Moocow as youth.

To play, you dump gasoline on a tennis ball, light it on fire, and kick it around.
Kick the comet ended when the comet went into the sewer and caught leaves on fire.
kick the comet by auraholly July 5, 2023

My Friend the Comet 

A crazy, disgusting, sick website floating around that is extremely hard to find. The website, which home screen reads "My Friend the Comet" contains links to various fucked up videos. The URL is completely random letters and numbers, and doesn't end with .com or .org. The videos include a 13 year old boy beating his naked mother with a baseball bat, a muscular guy in a clown mask stomping on a dead/disfigured body, and a women sitting in a basement have an alligator bite and tear up her vagina, leaving a bloody mess. Probably the sickest site out there
Dude, did you see all those gross videos on My Friend the Comet??

De-Loused in the Comatorium 

The first (and arguably best) album by the god-like talented Mars Volta. Contains the story of Cerpin Taxt which is in part based on the life and death of Julio Venegas, an El Paso Texas based artist and friend of Cedric Bixler Zavala.
De-loused in the Comatorium is possibly the best rock album constructed by human hands.
De-Loused in the Comatorium by RoxJ September 29, 2008

on the come up 

somethin that's not quite happenin yet, but on the vurge of blowin up or makin some serious noise.
I got some thangs in the works but I can't talk about it yet. It's definitely on the come up, word ta mother.
on the come up by the excalibur November 11, 2008
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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