The Columbusian 

Licking Cane's sauce off a girl's vagina and then eating a chicken tender together (like lady and the tramp) while inside of her in the parking lot of Ohio Stadium

I met this girl in Columbus, Ohio and she does the Columbusian every weekend..... that’s a true Buckeye!

The Columbusian by BuckeyeLuver April 26, 2020

The Columbian Clam Chowder 

When you are performing oral sex on a womens mouth so hard that she throws up on your cock, when this has been done you now need to shuve it in her vagina, Yummy.

So last night Me and Sam were fucking your mom, and she threw up all over my cock, so what did I do?!? I pulled The Columbian Clam Chowder on her ass. Oh yeah night of my life, plus i hate niggers.

The Columbian Clam Chowder by KyleAndSam September 27, 2009

the columbian beanpicker 

when you are in a fight, the opponent tries to kick you and you grab their leg, you then take your thumb and your index finger and "pick" off their tesicles like beans.

Ted: So Jack how did you do in that fight with Timmy.
Jack: He was being cheap trying to kick me so i gave the columbian beanpicker.

the columbian beanpicker by Travis Tackett June 17, 2008

The Columbian Exchange 

When two gay men engage in anal intercourse, and one comes inside the others anal passage and then procededs to suck the semen back out.

He was a firm supporter of the columbian exchange.

The Columbian Exchange by I am J3sus December 6, 2006

The Columbian Shuffle

The act of brisk walking across Columbia Road on University Avenue in the frozen tundra aka Grand Forks, North Dakota in the middle of winter going to class. Usually practiced when trying to make the light and is a substitute for running so one does not slip with his/her backpack.

{Man slips in the middle of the intersection spilling his bag}

Chris: If he was smart, he would have just done the columbian shuffle.

Ann: Way to icy out to be running across like that...

The Columbian Shuffle by Gypsie Nomad May 5, 2010

The Columbian popsicle

when you shove your feet up someones ass and make them suck the shit off your toes, they then proceed to puke it up into a cup, you then drink it and have explosive diarrhea all over the walls and roof, you then take a vacuum and suck all the "left overs" up put it in a condom and use the condom, when you "finish" you will take the frozen condom freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.

You: I picked up this chick last night and we had the craziest night.
Friend: Oh really, what you do?
You: The columbian popsicle.

The Columbian popsicle by hashddhsssndalfflfaln May 10, 2022