The Capper

Noun-An object that is used to put on condoms for mentally impaired people so the can have intercourse with the vagina or anus. It will only cover the head of the penis and if you are not circumsized then you are screwed...

Dude I was about to nail that hot chick with the huge rack but I forgot to use the capper before and I fucking got her pregnant.

by GD MCDs April 16, 2009

The Copperbottom Act

Generally the act of using a scam method to take more than 50% off of a deal.

Trader 1: Damn it! I made a terrible trade! I lost about 50 dollars in my inventory!
Trader 2: Well...maybe the guy you traded with pulled off The Copperbottom Act on you and took advange...
Trader 1: Ugh...I think you're right...I'll be a little more cautious next time...

by Mango-Boba-Tea July 31, 2018

going like the clappers

to be running to or from something very very fast

his podgy little legs were going like the clappers

by heffalump July 10, 2005

lick the copper penny

to toss the salad of; to lick the chocolate starfish of, to grant a rim job to; to lick or suck the A-hole.

After earning my red wings, I flipped her over and licked the copper penny. Man, did it ever leave a shitty taste in my mouth.

by weave April 2, 2003

the Clapper

A device used to activate other electronic devices, such as lights by the use of a clap sound. Must be over the age of 60 or simply be unable to be embarrassed (a good test is if you can listen to All Night Long in front of people you don't know). Advertised in the 1980s, but rarely sold.

The Clapper: Bill, fart again. We have to turn off the damn clapper.

by Wigma January 7, 2007

the clapper

when one moves the hips back and forth causing the nutsack to clap against the belly and or the gooch.

dude when kevin did the clapper and his mom saw him i almost shit my pants.

by scott reiter April 20, 2004

Split the Casper

The act of penetrating an uncertain hole. An often risky maneuver, "Splitting the Casper" involves taking aim in the general vicinity of two known holes, where the entire area is occluded, or glazed-over, leaving neither hole fully visible. The penetrating object is then thrust at the goopy mess with the hopes of slipping comfortably into either one of two holes. Often this maneuver results in "Hitting the trailer," which is a less that desired result.

Nine guys deep in her gangbang, Michelle's nether region was a sloppy, uncertain mess, but Big Tom didn't care where he ended up so he closed his eyes and "Split the Casper." Unfortunately for Michelle, he was hitting the trailer this time.

by rickabone September 18, 2017