sloppy casper

A bukkake session that results in the whole face being covered in semen with the exception of the eyes leaving the recipient to appear as if they are wearing a traditional ghost costume made from a sheet with the eye holes cut out. The only difference is, in this case, the sheet is made of semen.
Yukio was tired of her eyes stinging so by the time she shot Japanese Cum Queens 7, she closed her eyes during the money shots leaving her with a sloppy casper when all the men were finished.
by rickabone August 21, 2017
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Bloody Chavez

A sexual act that involves performing sodomy without lubrication until rectal bleeding occurs followed by performing oral stimulus on the blood dripping anus, thereby getting blood all over one's face. If the giver of oral stimulation has a beard it can be known as a Bloody Castro.
Craig: Chris Brown didn't just give Rihanna a black eye, he gave her a bloody chavez!
Deebo: What chu mean?
Craig: He tore that ass up then tossed her salad!
by rickabone April 28, 2013
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Hitting the trailer

Penetrating the anus. Hitting the trailer is a euphemism for anal sex, but is more specifically used when the anal sex was unwanted or not discussed ahead of time and the recipient expects to receive normal vaginal sex, but is surprised by their anus being penetrated instead.
Charlene had no clue that Cletus was planning something different this time, but he grabbed her ankles, spit, and began "hitting the trailer" much to her shock and chagrin.
by rickabone September 18, 2017
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Tide Pooling

Having anal sex with someone who is currently suffering from diarrhea.
She had the runs after eating chili fries but I don't mind tide pooling so I fucked her ass anyway.
by rickabone May 24, 2017
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faceshitting

Using a mobile device, ipad, laptop or any other means of accessing and using facebook while sitting on the toilet and defecating.
Melissa commented on her friend's status while faceshitting.
by rickabone January 25, 2011
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Elon

The piece of excrement that remains stuck half in and half out of your anus after the last fecal log has dropped usually resulting in seemingly endless wiping in attempt to get clean without success.
My asshole itches something fierce after I couldn’t get rid of that Elon this morning. I think I need more fiber in my diet.
by rickabone November 07, 2022
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Brian

A slang term, most commonly used by Filipino women, referring to Caucasian men. A generic and somewhat less offensive term for "white boy" in Filipino culture.
That brian comes here every day and orders a venti iced coffee.
by rickabone November 06, 2014
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