The Britney 

To ritualisticly shave ones head in a desperate search for attention.

That kid paid the hair stylist free samples from walmart for his haircut, and he got the britney!

The Britney by teaAnyone March 2, 2007

The Britney Show 

(N.) Created by Robert Smiegel, who also does Triumph, the insult comic dog on late night with Conan O' Brien, this is an animated talk show, starring Britney Spears.

Oh My God! The Britney Show killed Kenny! You bastards!

The Britney Show by G-Union May 19, 2003

The Britney Phenomenon 

An inevitable event that happens to all males during the adolescent period in which they encounter a female who has time for everything except them. The term was coined from the infamous Travis/Britney incident of '06 which left 56 dead, 34 injured, and crippled a young child.

"Dude, she already had plans for the weekend with this Greg guy. I guess thats the Britney Phenomenon."

The Britney Phenomenon by phoenix219 August 28, 2008

doin the Britney

To carelessly get pregnant, drink excessively, and not take care of your children to the extent that you end up losing custody of them.

Sherri had everything going for her until she decided to start doin the Britney.

doin the Britney by Jaylou January 9, 2008

Doin' The Britney 

It's when you see someone dancing and singing along to a song but you can't hear them singing. Usually done at traffic lights when people don't know that they're being watched. It's lipsyncing in reverse. Named after a performer who is renowned lipsyncing and dancing to her songs.

I was stopped at the traffic lights and this chic pulled up behind me. I looked in the rearview and she was Doin' the Britney, She was grooving about, waving her hands and singing to a song. I couldn't help but have a good laugh.

Doin' The Britney by Dirtyhound November 15, 2009

you doing the britney 

make the same mistake more than once" you did it again"

female says: I called my ex

other female says why " you doing the britney", again and again

you doing the britney by Dont go there m.j. February 21, 2018

kissing the britney 

When an over, no-talent celebrity does something - anything - to get noticed. Is to celbrities what "jumping the shark" is to a TV show. Specifically refers to the carefully orchestrated - yet spectacularly unsexy - Madonna-Britney Spears kissing incident.

Although ahead of it's time, Janet and Justin's "wardrobe malfunction" was a pitiful attempt at kissing the britney.

kissing the britney by gwood99 August 2, 2008