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The Britney 

To ritualisticly shave ones head in a desperate search for attention.
That kid paid the hair stylist free samples from walmart for his haircut, and he got the britney!
The Britney by teaAnyone March 2, 2007
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The Britney Show 

(N.) Created by Robert Smiegel, who also does Triumph, the insult comic dog on late night with Conan O' Brien, this is an animated talk show, starring Britney Spears.
Oh My God! The Britney Show killed Kenny! You bastards!
The Britney Show by G-Union May 19, 2003

The Britney Phenomenon 

An inevitable event that happens to all males during the adolescent period in which they encounter a female who has time for everything except them. The term was coined from the infamous Travis/Britney incident of '06 which left 56 dead, 34 injured, and crippled a young child.
"Dude, she already had plans for the weekend with this Greg guy. I guess thats the Britney Phenomenon."

doin the Britney

To carelessly get pregnant, drink excessively, and not take care of your children to the extent that you end up losing custody of them.
Sherri had everything going for her until she decided to start doin the Britney.
doin the Britney by Jaylou January 9, 2008

Doin' The Britney 

It's when you see someone dancing and singing along to a song but you can't hear them singing. Usually done at traffic lights when people don't know that they're being watched. It's lipsyncing in reverse. Named after a performer who is renowned lipsyncing and dancing to her songs.
I was stopped at the traffic lights and this chic pulled up behind me. I looked in the rearview and she was Doin' the Britney, She was grooving about, waving her hands and singing to a song. I couldn't help but have a good laugh.
Doin' The Britney by Dirtyhound November 15, 2009

you doing the britney 

make the same mistake more than once" you did it again"
female says: I called my ex

other female says why " you doing the britney", again and again

kissing the britney 

When an over, no-talent celebrity does something - anything - to get noticed. Is to celbrities what "jumping the shark" is to a TV show. Specifically refers to the carefully orchestrated - yet spectacularly unsexy - Madonna-Britney Spears kissing incident.
Although ahead of it's time, Janet and Justin's "wardrobe malfunction" was a pitiful attempt at kissing the britney.
kissing the britney by gwood99 August 2, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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