2 definitions by teaAnyone

Top Definition
To ritualisticly shave ones head in a desperate search for attention.
That kid paid the hair stylist free samples from walmart for his haircut, and he got the britney!
by teaAnyone March 01, 2007
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Fear of all Soy products.
After years of forcefull feeding, the boy came down with soyaphobia.
by TeaAnyone February 13, 2007
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