The Boyle

A sexual act when one puts the condiments/spices of their choice into a woman's vagina. After putting the desired condiments/spices in, the next step is for the man to ejaculate in the vagina. After that their should be a few minutes of sex, followed by the man eating whats remaining of the condiments/spices.

Some suggested spices--
Salt
Garlic powder
Onion powder
Parsley
Oregano
Basil
Chili powder
Cayenne pepper
Cinnamon---especially good
Paprika
Ginger
Curry powder

Suggested Condiments--
Ketchup
Mustard, yellow or brown
Salsa
Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip
Barbecue sauce
Pickle relish
Soy sauce
Steak sauce
Worcester sauce
Tabasco sauce
Lemon juice
Honey
Sweet and sour sauce
Chocolate syrup and other sundae toppings
Tartar sauce
Cocktail sauce
Creamy horseradish sauce

Man, did you hear about Alex the other night? Apparantly he was in a bet that he couldnt get a girl to do The Boyle with him. Well apparently he won, he had pictures proving it. Trust me, you don't want to see them.

by DG. May 21, 2008

The Boyle Effect

The surprise and delight experienced when something is significantly better than originally anticipated. As per Susan Boyle on Britain’s Got Talent. The judges and audience expected a poor performance based on Susan’s frumpy appearance, but once they heard her beautiful voice – were completely overwhelmed and duly erupted into rapturous applause. If Susan had been more ‘visually appealing’, they would have expected a good performance, and consequently been less moved by the experience.

Real Estate Agent: So....what do you think of the apartment, is it what you are looking for?

House hunter: I love it! I was not expecting it to be anywhere as good as this... the pictures didn’t do it justice. Where are the papers? I must sign up today. Do you think I could get a two year lease?

Real Estate Agent: Gotta love The Boyle Effect.... works every time!

by Grounds April 25, 2009

The Susan Boyle Treatment

A sex act in which one handcuffs a woman to a treadmill, and rails the s*** out of her.
Also known as "The S.B. Treatment"

Greg: "How did your date go last night?"
Paul: "It was pretty correct! We went back to my house and I gave her The Susan Boyle Treatment!"

by Otto Seelbach December 13, 2010

The Susan Boyle Effect

When something terrible surprises you when it turns out to be mediocre, thereby juxtaposing the aforementioned terrible something making it appear brilliant.

Susan Boyle is a fugly man-woman. Her singing voice, however, is very average. Because she is so damn ugly, this surprised everyone into thinking her singing voice was angelic. It isn't.

Steve: The Wizard of Oz was a great film...

James: No it isn't. It just appears that way because it was made in a period when all other films were in black and white.

Steve: Aah, the Susan Boyle Effect!

by Acoustic JB October 9, 2009

The Dirty Boyle

Getting so drunk that when you come home you piss, puke or shit all over the house, occasionally involving the children’s toys

I can’t come out tonight lads, the Mrs is still poised about the last time I came home and did the dirty Boyle everywhere.

by bsmsfunnelmaster September 29, 2022

Up to the Boilermaker's Nameplate

In the construction of old, generally coal-fired boilers for use in heavy applications one would generally find above the boiler door a large brass plate proudly bearing the name and location of its manufacturer.

Before the door would stand strong men intent on pushing their shovels into the boiler as far as they would go, depositing material therein as deep and as fast as they could go without killing themselves first.

The boiler itself was designed specifically to take this kind of punishment, day after day, year after year, and, while not being especially pleasing to look at it, would be guaranteed to raise a glass amongst those men who had over the years sweatily laboured at its threshold.

But I digress.

Its another way of saying your cock was RIGHT in a chick as far as it would go and then some.

Hey Mel, how did it go with Teresa?
Pretty good. The lobster was barely cold when I was up to the Boilermaker's Nameplate.

Hey Mike, I hear your wife gives out.
No shit. Every night I'm up to the Boilermaker's Nameplate.

by goody5 December 10, 2010

Jeffrey the Boiler man

Jeffrey the boiler man:

1) a man who came to fix the boiler during Nerimon (alex day)'s blog on blogtv for Chartjackers

2) a super hero in london

3) the Chartjackers official mascott

CHARTJACKERS!

boilerman : hi i'm here to fix your boiler
nerimon: oh hi
internet awesome peps: WE NEED TO NAME HIM, LETS CALL HIM JEFFREY, JEFFREY THE BOILER MAN

by dobberlydoo November 14, 2009