Like the Sesame Street(TM) character of similar name, Mr.Shitolophagus is brown, very large, and no bastard believes he exists except that one person who has seen it and is so emotionally invested in his existence that he gets upset when others deny it.
Mr.Shitolophagus is an enormous turd, the like of which one often sees on Boxing Day morning, the day after Thanksgiving or following some other major feed.
This is no ordinary turd. This was a bastard to get out and a bastard to flush away. You secretly want others to see it and be impressed by your achievement and the excellent taut musculature with which you so neatly crimped it off.
But alas you can't because the only other people in the house are either elderly relatives or housemates who are already convinced you are a dangerous psycho.
This results in nobody believing your story, as above, resulting in feeling of depression and barely contained rage.
Mr.Shitolophagus is an enormous turd, the like of which one often sees on Boxing Day morning, the day after Thanksgiving or following some other major feed.
This is no ordinary turd. This was a bastard to get out and a bastard to flush away. You secretly want others to see it and be impressed by your achievement and the excellent taut musculature with which you so neatly crimped it off.
But alas you can't because the only other people in the house are either elderly relatives or housemates who are already convinced you are a dangerous psycho.
This results in nobody believing your story, as above, resulting in feeling of depression and barely contained rage.
Oscar the Grouch: "Hey, Bird, whassup".
Big Bird: "My friend Mr.Shitolophagus came to visit".
Oscar the Grouch: "Fuck me, here we go again with the Mr.Shitolophagus".
Ray: "Fuck me, did I ever have a fucking huge shite the day after Thanksgiving. its was like two foot long man"
Rob: "Ha ha. Yeah right."
Ray: "Im fucking telling you, you cnut"
Rob: "Mr.Shitolophagus visited again this year did he? ha ha"
Ray: "Fuck you"
Big Bird: "My friend Mr.Shitolophagus came to visit".
Oscar the Grouch: "Fuck me, here we go again with the Mr.Shitolophagus".
Ray: "Fuck me, did I ever have a fucking huge shite the day after Thanksgiving. its was like two foot long man"
Rob: "Ha ha. Yeah right."
Ray: "Im fucking telling you, you cnut"
Rob: "Mr.Shitolophagus visited again this year did he? ha ha"
Ray: "Fuck you"
by goody5 December 09, 2010
by goody5 December 09, 2010
Euphemism for one of the more hairy and fragrant varieties of Lady Garden. Frequently delivered in the form of a metaphor and often in humour or amazement.
Christ on a bike, Luv you're pussy's hairier than a Badger's Armpit.
...and when I finally got down there I discovered Her Majesty's feminine parts to be as that of a Badger's Armpit.
...and when I finally got down there I discovered Her Majesty's feminine parts to be as that of a Badger's Armpit.
by goody5 December 09, 2010
Noun. A term generally used in conjunction with a comparison to a vagina, in particular one with voluminous labia majora.
God bless us, your Majesty, I am nonplussed, nay dismayed to discover that thou has a clout like a Monk's Sleeve.
by goody5 December 06, 2010
Noun, describing the appearance of an anus after a lengthy and/or violent period of abuse from fingers, penises, dildos, broom handles, what-have-you.
Quentin's gait was as that of a penguin that morning after his initiation. When questioned by friends he confided that he had spent the evening being buggered senseless by the Green Bay Packers with the inevitable result of his asshole now looked like a Burst Balloon.
by goody5 December 06, 2010
A sexual encounter that has occurred in the rear (or the front, if the participants are especially limber) of some motorised vehicle, for example a van, truck, estate car or station wagon.
Can also relate to sexual favours offered by a hitch hiker to one who offers a lengthy ride with minimal questions asked.
Can also relate to sexual favours delivered by a prostitute to a John.
Can also relate to sexual favours offered by a hitch hiker to one who offers a lengthy ride with minimal questions asked.
Can also relate to sexual favours delivered by a prostitute to a John.
Hey Darlin. Do you like cock au van? I'll bring the cock if you'll bring the fucking van. Ho Ho Ho.
Oi Gary, get the car keys, I'm gagging for a spot of the old Cock au Van.
Listen lads, I need to use the company vehicle this weekend. Ive promised Rita from the the sweet shop a bit of Cock au Van.
Oi Gary, get the car keys, I'm gagging for a spot of the old Cock au Van.
Listen lads, I need to use the company vehicle this weekend. Ive promised Rita from the the sweet shop a bit of Cock au Van.
by goody5 December 06, 2010
In the UK, children aged 18 and competing for university places take exams called 'A' levels. Some subjects such as Maths and Physics are generally quite Hard, while other subjects such as Sociology and Media Studies are generally quite Easy.
The kids who are too lazy to get a job but who nevertheless still want to bum on the taxpayer for a couple of years without actually wanting to do any proper work do the Easy 'A' Levels, or 'Gay' Levels.
The others become dentists.
The kids who are too lazy to get a job but who nevertheless still want to bum on the taxpayer for a couple of years without actually wanting to do any proper work do the Easy 'A' Levels, or 'Gay' Levels.
The others become dentists.
So, Steven what did you get in your exams?
Chemistry A, Physics B and Maths B.
Wow thats pretty impressive. How about you Samantha?
Sociology D and Media Studies E.
Ha ha. Samantha did fucking Gay Levels. (makes L shape on forehead to show how lame Samantha is).
Chemistry A, Physics B and Maths B.
Wow thats pretty impressive. How about you Samantha?
Sociology D and Media Studies E.
Ha ha. Samantha did fucking Gay Levels. (makes L shape on forehead to show how lame Samantha is).
by goody5 December 09, 2010