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Shooting the Boogeyman 

To avoid embarrassment in anticipation of premature ejaculation; pull your girl to the foot of the bed, kneel on the floor to perform oral sex while simultaneously AND secretly blowing your load under the bed. Continue oral until erection returns then resume intercourse and perform like a champ.
It was Lou's first time with Susie. He was in the midst of drilling when he felt like he was going to nut too soon. He knew Shooting the Boogeyman was his only way to get a second date.

the boogieman 


1.an imaginary monster that children believe hides under the bed or in the closet to scare people

2. any false threath
Parents have been known to tell thier children that if tehy don't (insert chore or task here) the boogieman will get them.
the boogieman by Light Joker May 12, 2007

The Boogyman 

You must be sitting in a chair, straight up. A girl is on her knees giving you head, while giving you a head massage. If you take away the chair, and the dude, it looks like the girl is the boogyman, with her hands up and her mouth bobbing.

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"Hey there Jason, what was meaghan doing to you last night when we were watching that movie?"

" Oh yah, she was just giving me The Boogyman."

"Nice man, thats why she was creeping the fuck out of me."
The Boogyman by CAMAND0R JEFREY February 5, 2009

The Boogieman 

A minor character from the lore of the fictional animated band Gorillaz, he is seen as an antagonist but later on becomes less of a threat and is seen just chillin' in the Gorillaz HQ. Apparently he is the demon that Murdoc made a deal with to become a famous musician, he is also the rejected 5th horseman of the Apocolypse known as flatulence because of his smell. he is first seen gassing 2D but he is first fully seen in the music video for Stylo when he surrounds the police officer in smoke and they both disappear. The gang in the plastic beach (Murdoc, Cyborg Noodle, and 2D) are seen fighting him on multiple occasions. Gorillaz is neat, you should check it out.
Person 1: the boogieman is so underrated! He should get more attention!
Person 2: Uh... no. He doesn't mean that much to the story.
person 1: Yes, yes he does. Remember? He made that deal with Murdoc.
Person 2: Whatever. It's not that important.
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026