boogeyman

The scary monster man that gets little kids at night, usually found under the bed or in a dark closet.

Little eric got eaten by the boogeyman when he didn't say his prayer last night.

by Seanernet October 24, 2003

Boogeyman

A person assigned to assassinate someone.
He's the best at his job and works covert. Highly skilled and trained with weaponry and a killing machine.

Example:

Agent: We need to set up a boogeyman to take him out.
Other guy: Yeah only he can do it now

by Anonymous nymomynous January 2, 2019

boogeyman

a terrible movie that should never be watched by anyone

pulp fiction is a good movie, boogeyman is not

by Mad Maximus March 9, 2006

boogeyman

n - A wrestler who came out of the WWE writing team's closet to hunt down their bad storylines.

WWE fan: Oh man, here comes another Teddy Long bit with Nunzio and Vito.
(enter Boogeyman)

Boogeyman: I am the boogeyman, and I'm comin...ta GITCHA!

(Audience cheers)

by Monk of Justice December 19, 2005

boogeyman

When a guy is getting a gal up the booty with his ding-a-ling and one of his guy friends, who has been waiting in the closet, sneaks up and puts his ding-a-ling in immediately after the 1st guy "accidentally" pulls out. Then the 1st guy sneaks runs outside and knocks on the window to inform his gal that she has received the boogeyman. This act is used to pay a bitch back or to get a lonely friend some ass.

Guy: Hey (place guys name here), do you want to give (place girls name here) the boogeyman tonight?

Friend: Yes, I'd love to stick my "D" in her "B"...lets do it!

by H-town Crew March 12, 2008

Boogeyman

The act of simultaneous performing cunnilingus on a female and massaging her breasts while making a slurping, boogey-like noise with your mouth. It appears as if you're the boogey man waving his arms and making noises in an attempt to scare someone.

Joe: "Dude that girl was hot, did you eat her out?"

Mike: "Hell yeah dude, I did the boogeyman!"

Joe: "I thought I heard some scary noises!"

by trapperjack69 March 19, 2014

boogeyman

When a single person, or a group of people hide under the bed while another party takes part in sexual activity. In most cases, the guy is aware of what is taking place, while the girl is completely oblivious.

My girlfriend is coming to my room. You guys should boogeyman us while we have sex.

by murdamurda January 29, 2010