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the Australian 

A sex act where a female performs a reach around hand job, but gets on her knees and comes from "down under" aka she reaches up between a man's legs and gives him a ferocious crank as her face is smashed in his butthole. Basically its a race to see if he cums or farts in her face first. Either way the man wins. The hand job can be performed with a traditional grip or Western grip if she wants to get real freaky.

Also referred to as "the Aussie"
After soaking his skin with enough cologne to kill an adult rhino, Clay entered the party looking to hook up with the nastiest, skankiest girl in the room. They went upstairs to have some fun, and to his surprise, she got down on her knees and gave him a glorious Aussie. He pulled off the infamous cum-fart combo, as he squirted a hot load of many gravy at the exact moment he gave her pink eye.

"Guess what guys! Last night this chick gave me the Australian! I farted a giant mud cloud up her nose, then turned around and glued her eyes shut with my man cream. It was awesome!"
the Australian by The Shoosters January 30, 2014
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The Australian Girl

When a man reaches DOWN UNDER his leg and back up between his legs to grab his junk and masturbate.
After tiring of the stranger, I decided to sample the southern hemisphere and gave myself The Australian Girl.
The Australian Girl by Chilihelmet August 21, 2008

The Australian Boy 

The Australian Boy is a person you’ll meet one day and act like a complete dumbass. But once you get to know him, you’ll find that he’s also stupid. He will try to go to hogwarts by shooting paper balls through a straw and pretending that their spells.
Friend: Who the hell is that?
Me: I don’t know.
Friend: Why is he being a dumbass?
Me: I don’t know.
Friend: He must be The Australian Boy
Me: That makes more sense.
Friend: Yee

The Australian cunt hierarchy 

There is the hierarchy of cunts in Australia, starting from the bottom which is a gay cunt which is used in a derogatory way, next is a sick cunt which is a very high honour to receive and means you are loose, cool and people love you. At the top of the Australian cunt hierarchy is mad cunt. If you are a mad cunt you are the best thing to ever come out of Australia and if you're a mad cunt you definitely get laid at least twice per day.
"Old mate Stefan chugged three crates of piss ands doing free lap dances"

"No way. Stefans mad cunt!! He's at the top fucking rung of the Australian cunt hierarchy."

The Australian Lumberjack

The Australian Lumberjack is a sex move which can only be performed on the 17th of December in the town of Tittybong Victoria, where the male occupant hangs upside down from a rope in a tree in a ski mask whilst receiving a blowjob from a female dressed as Julia Gillard who then cuts the rope the male is hanging from after he ejaculates in her mouth
Guy 1: Hey mate what did you get up to on the weekend

Guy 2: Oh nothing much, me girlfriend and I went up to Tittybong to do The Australian Lumberjack

Guy 1: What the Fuck are you talking about

The Australian Hot Dog 

The act of putting mustard and tomato sauce on you dick and proceeding to have sex with someone.
Guy 1: "Hey, are you still dating that maid of yours?"
Guy 2: "Nah, she was a bitch so I gave her The Australian Hot Dog and left"

The Australian Way 

Setting low targets, then taking credit for meeting and beating them in a canter off the back of the effort of others
We will meet and beat our emissions targets, it's the Australian way (lol)
The Australian Way by D. Bear October 27, 2021
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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