The 'Slurpy' 

The ArmaPH 'Slurpy' or just 'The Slurpy' is a viscous concoction Nullblank force feeds medics and the wounded as he believes it's jam-packed with nutrients needed by the average infantry man to continue fighting, and for the wounded to quickly recover.

The ingredients needed to blend 'The Slurpy' are as follows:
- 1 Large bag of saline solution (Fresh from the bags)
- Half a cup of Mabini's Cowper's Fluid, that's been tainted brown due to excessive and constant ejaculation. This one is very hard to get in it's purest form as Mabini's sperm often taints even the first drop. See Medic manual on methods of extraction and purification.
- Period from a female blizzard employee.
- blood from the wounds of the victims from Charlie Hebdo's Office attack.

"Null gimmie the 'Slurpy' brother" - Darasum
"What the fuck?" - Mabini

The 'Slurpy' by Prickles The Fucker October 23, 2022

The Montana Slurpy

When someone is giving a male fellatio whilst singing Hannah Montana songs.

Example:
Dude: Babe, now do the montana slurpy
Girl: Fine Babe. *insert noises of a mixture between slurping dick and Hannah Montana's "Best of Both Worlds".

The Montana Slurpy by Professor Timóteo April 4, 2020

jack the slurp 

When a person vigorously shakes a slurpee up and down in a masturbating motion in order to move the delicious slurpee product into a position that can be more easily sucked up by a straw. Usually this action is performed when there is mostly ice left and every time you suck the slurpee product does not fill in the air pocket created.

I really wanted the last bit of my slurpee, so I had to jack the slurp every few seconds to keep it coming up the straw.

jack the slurp by Udy February 20, 2009

shoot the slurp

A vulgar way of asking for a blow job. Akin to saying:"hey,come suck me off,bro!" or "suck me up,homie."

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" Hector,you gonna shoot the slurp,bitch?"

" You go to the pinta,mijo,you gonna be shootin` the slurp like serio,holms.I keep it G with you."

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shoot the slurp by HosMan June 5, 2009

slurp-the-salami 

To give a blowjob

*Girl gives Boy blowjob unbeknownst to the fact their 2 year old daughter is still awake*
*Daughter sees mommy saying yoohoo to daddy's hoohoo*
*Girl tells reddit about this*
ten-year-old : "For Christ's sake, why on earth wouldn't one of you go check to see if she actually WAS asleep first before you started playing slurp-the-salami???"

slurp-the-salami by Koftik January 3, 2015

slurp the glurp

Verb: The act of sucking the semen off of a mans erect penis directly after he ejaculated in your rectum.

I totally got that dirty street whore to slurp the glurp when I finished.

slurp the glurp by Dr. Face May 30, 2009

Slurp The Burger 

An illicit sexual act where one ramrods raw hamburger meat into a vagina then proceeds to eat said meat out of the vagina with or without ejaculate present.

Shannon let Richard slurp the burger. It was legen... Wait for it. Dary! "Man Dicks really got issues"

Slurp The Burger by "The" Hamburglar December 22, 2010