Thanksgivens

When celebrating Thanksgiving is not enough and the mix of the food and the people is enough to warrant a Givens!

Do you wanna come over for Thanksgiving dinner?

I can't man, sorry, I'm having Thanksgivens dinner.

Thanksgivens by anthubc2010 - October 11, 2010

Thanksgiving Miscarriage

When you get diarrhea after a large Thanksgiving Dinner.

I did not have a Thanksgiving Baby, it was more like a Thanksgiving Miscarriage and it got all over the toilet and my shoe.

Thanksgiving Miscarriage by Edzone November 28, 2011

Thanksgiving Tetris

The annual act of rearranging your refridgerator in order to accommodate all of your Thanksgiving leftovers.

Girlfriend: Ugh, the fridge is completely full of our regular food. I don't know how we're ever going to cram all of these leftovers in here.

Boyfriend: Looks like it's time for a round of Thanksgiving Tetris! Here, take this milk carton and hand me those yams...

Thanksgiving Tetris by Baby Sea Tuna November 25, 2009

Thanksgiving walk

The walk you go on with your cousins during Thanksgiving to get away from the rest of the family and get high off marijuana.

Cousin 1: Hey, where are you two going?
Cousin 2: Oh, we're going on the Thanksgiving walk, want to join?

Thanksgiving walk by Teddiplier September 28, 2020

Sexual ThanksGiving 

Another name for Valentines Day; the holiday is similar to thanksgiving in that the few days leading up to turkey day you abstain from over eating so you can make a total glutton of yourself on the one day where nobody looks down upon such an act. On sexual Thanks giving you abstain from intercourse a few days prior so you can have a marathon sex session that rivals Sting's best efforts, may also be used for an anniversary or birthdays.

Wife: What are we doing for Valentines Day honey?

Husband: You mean sexual thanksgiving, and what do you think we are going to do? You better get ready because I'm going to knock the bottom out of you!!!

Sexual ThanksGiving by I got you back July 13, 2009

Thanksgiving orphan 

Someone who has nowhere to go on Thanksgiving because they are far away from family and friends. A Thanksgiving orphan is someone who is taken in by friends or another family to share in the Thanksgiving feast.

"When I was in college, my neighbors took me in as a Thanksgiving orphan."

Thanksgiving orphan by Jenny Manning December 15, 2008

Thanksgiving shit 

1. A Ginormous nasty shit taken the day after Thanksgiving
2. A reference to the shit taken after Thanksgiving

1. My Thanksgiving shit was huge this year.
2. Dude i just too a fu#*ing Thanksgiving shit.

Thanksgiving shit by Weesnaw_95 November 13, 2007