Thank jesús 

So then people can thank those who are named Jesús

On december 5 everyone have to thank jesús Hernandez grajales

Thank jesús by Yachi_313 December 4, 2022

Thank gay jesus

What queer people say instead of thank god

Omg that was a close one. Thank gay Jesus we made it in time

Thank gay jesus by Evie70 December 7, 2021

thank you jesus 

when not to praise the lord and savior but to reconize a comical or superior situation

look at the ass on that girl right there. " thank you jesus "

thank you jesus by the BEAST July 6, 2004

Thank You Baby Jesus! 

Saying said when you notice a fine woman or group of women! Usually responded by "Amen" or "Halleluiah"

Check out that fine women over there, "Thank you baby Jesus!"

Thank You Baby Jesus! by SheJeDo February 12, 2008

thank Sweet Baby Jesus

A slightly more colorful and Southern way of saying "Thank God!"

Thank sweet baby Jesus my parents are too technophobic to use Facebook.

My last exam is over, thank sweet baby Jesus.

thank Sweet Baby Jesus by revolution724 November 13, 2011

jesus loves me more than he loves you 

Song written by Brendon Urie during a random stream somewhere around 2016, however this song is never officially released under the name of Panic! At The Disco.

Fan during the livestream: 'What are you talking about?'
Brendon: 'What are we talking about? We're writing a song called Jesus loves me more than he loves you' *starts singing the song*

jesus loves me more than he loves you by xxMVG_Fan8xx April 30, 2021

Jesus's fuck thang 

The organ that Jesus used to fuck all those bitches. That's why there are so many Christians in the world.

Jesus wipped out Jesus's fuck thang so much, even the son of god got chaffed.

Jesus's fuck thang by Big Baby Jesus October 1, 2004