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A guy who gets lucky enough to get a good girlfriend and then tries to cheat on her with all her friends!
Tgrimes by Anonymous April 6, 2003
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A freshmen faggot suckin too much cock
tyler grimes your gonna get herpes!
Tgrimes by Anonymous April 6, 2003
MARIO. SSBM. ayeeeee iah!
Tgrimes by keefealicous (TEAM) September 24, 2003

Turd trimester 

When a gigantic piece of crap has been lovingly nurtured and has reached its final level of growth and development. At the end of this stage it's evacuated from the safe, warm environment that is the bowels. Coined in the South Park episode "More Crap".

In real life, the turd trimester can be compared to the status of pulling tongues.
As a doctor I cannot condone travelling on an airplane in your turd trimester. It is not safe.
Turd trimester by ihatechristmas December 4, 2010

Third Trimester Threesome 

Having sex with a woman in her third trimester, and thinking the baby touched your dick with its hand and or mouth.
I was railing my pregnant wife when I had to pull out cause I thought I was apart of a Third Trimester Threesome.

Third Trimester 

You have eaten too much, also known as a food baby, causing a distended belly.
After Thanksgiving, I ate too much and was in my Third Trimester, I had to roll out the door.

You don't look so good, are you in your Third Trimester after snacks at CC's?
Third Trimester by 91 Riv November 30, 2011

fourth trimester abortion

an abortion within the first 4 months after birth. traditionally preformed with a coat hanger or other wire shaped device, but modern science is constantly coming up with newer and safer procedures.
after the baby was out, she decided to have a fourth trimester abortion, as it was in everyone's best interest.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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