Textwreck

Your message was flawless… Until spellcheck turned it into a train wreck

my email response became a textwreck when spellcheck turned it into a train wreck

Textwreck by Tamkin cpa April 26, 2026

Textjeck 

Textjecking is where a group of girls from your school text each other the night before the next day and choose what thhey are all going to wear the next day so they all have basically the same outfit. But while they do this they put their phone on vibrate then shove it up their vagtastic voyage and wait for their friend to text back. Then they take it out text back then put it back in. Then REPEAT.

Girl 1: Hey what do you think we sould wear tomorrow?
(shoves it up her vag)

girl 2:(takes it out of her vag)I was thinking leggings with a pink thong and holister shirt. (put its it back in her vag)

girl 1: (takes it out of her vag again) that sounds sexy. i think that wud be cool. omg im soooooo textjecking right now lol. (once again shoves it up her vag)

Girl 2: (takes it out of her vag)ohkay then thats wat we're gonna wear then.
omg so am i just cummed lol. (puts it back in for more)

Textjeck by Russell Harmon February 14, 2009

texterection 

When a person hears that they got a text message but can't look at it for a while and all they can think about is looking at it.

I'm in this freaking meeting and i can't look at the text i just got. I got the worse texterection.

texterection by atomandeve March 15, 2011

Textbrick 

(n)- An academic textbook of such massive weight and proportion that it may only be described as a brick. A common cause of scoliosis when in large numbers.

May be used as hyperbole.

"Man, my chemistry teacher just gave me a massive Textbrick."
"Do you have to take it back and forth to school?"
"Yeah."
"Bummer."

Textbrick by Deemenye August 2, 2009

.texturecrss 

.texturecrss is king, who is perfect fanpage.
he loves his followers and cares about them.
hes just amazing < 33 you hate .texturecrss? read that backwards 😘

@ .texturecrss is a king < 3

.texturecrss by .texturecrssfp December 24, 2021

.texturecrss 

.texturecrss is king of fanpage world, he’s super amazing and he loves his followers he deserves all his followers and he’s just king < 33 you hate .texturecrss? now read it backwards 😘

@.texturecrss is king < 3

.texturecrss by .texturecrssfp December 24, 2021

Teamwreck 

A fake word I made up.
It s basically a team that is a wreck, it’s a horrible team that is horrible to work with or they don’t work well together themselves, either. It can also refer to a team that is mentally or physically ill or disabled.

Example 1
Person 1: I have a *mental disorder, I can’t specify because of stupid guidelines.)
Person 2: Well, I have **
Person 3: I have **
Person 2: Wow. I guess we’re a *teamwreck*.
Person 1: what the hell is that
Person 3: It’s a mentally/physically ill team
Person 1: oh

Example 2
Whole team of kids: Wow, you’re pathetic.
Person 1 (in thoughts ): Wow, this is gonna be a *teamwreck*..

Example 3
Person 1: You’re doing horrible.
Person 2: Well, you’re just acting like a bitch.
Person 3 (in thoughts): Wow. This is a *teamwreck*.

Teamwreck by adhdaxolotl December 19, 2023