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Textbrick 

(n)- An academic textbook of such massive weight and proportion that it may only be described as a brick. A common cause of scoliosis when in large numbers.

May be used as hyperbole.
"Man, my chemistry teacher just gave me a massive Textbrick."
"Do you have to take it back and forth to school?"
"Yeah."
"Bummer."
Textbrick by Deemenye August 2, 2009
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Texttickle 

When a text message is funny and makes you lol (laugh out loud)


Bob: Why are you laughing
Donna: Reeba just texttickled me.
Texttickle by ZebraFiesta February 1, 2009

Textdrinking 

Verb. 1. To text friends and family while you are drinking.

2. Texting people while you drinbk alone so you don't feel lonely. Could be in text form or even pictures.
#1My brother was textdrinking me last night.
#2 My buddy Rick and I were textdrinking for 6 hours last saturday. He had 12 beers and I only had 10. I sent him a pic of my first 3 beers.

Textricate 

Removing oneself from a relationship via text message.
"Are you still going out with that crazy bitch?"

"No, I managed to textricate myself last week!"
Textricate by Oilymarc August 27, 2016

texticks 

a great person making an omori rp game on roblox
silverr: hey texticks wanna play insert stupid ass game here

texticks: no fuck you

Texterical

When you're not funny in person, but funny as hell when you text people
Kasey was swag in front of a crowd, but was texterical clicking on her Galaxy 8
Texterical by BobbyIce May 20, 2018

telebrick 

When networking "takes a crap", "eats a brick", or "drops a brick".
I was totally WoWing it up, and I dropped after a hard telebricking
telebrick by Tim Meuer July 26, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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