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Textjeck

Textjecking is where a group of girls from your school text each other the night before the next day and choose what thhey are all going to wear the next day so they all have basically the same outfit. But while they do this they put their phone on vibrate then shove it up their vagtastic voyage and wait for their friend to text back. Then they take it out text back then put it back in. Then REPEAT.
Girl 1: Hey what do you think we sould wear tomorrow?
(shoves it up her vag)

girl 2:(takes it out of her vag)I was thinking leggings with a pink thong and holister shirt. (put its it back in her vag)

girl 1: (takes it out of her vag again) that sounds sexy. i think that wud be cool. omg im soooooo textjecking right now lol. (once again shoves it up her vag)

Girl 2: (takes it out of her vag)ohkay then thats wat we're gonna wear then.
omg so am i just cummed lol. (puts it back in for more)
by Russell Harmon February 14, 2009
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textjacking

Textjacking is when you receive a text message from a wrong number and you send a random response to highjack the conversation.
Wrong number: "its lexy. where r u?"

Textjacking: "the border patrol is searching the car!! i think they r gonna find it!"

Wrong number: "find wut? who is this?"

Textjacking: "3lb just like they wanted. think im good, they dont even have a dog lol."
by acenlaurarafferty November 7, 2010
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textject

A portmanteau of "text" and "reject." To fail to respond to a text message (particularly one that merits acknowledgment), either deliberately or accidentally.
Girl 1: He never responded to my text about tonight!
Girl 2: You just got textjected.
by youarebananas February 27, 2011
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textjected

"She told me she has to babysit her little brother."
"No homie, she just textjected you."
"Aw shit."
by Brent L September 5, 2007
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textjack

A textjacking is the random response you send to a text message from a wrong number to highjack the conversation.
Wrong number: "where r u?"

Textjack: "can't talk now, the fire has gotten out of control!"

Wrong number: "wut fire?"

Textjack: "oh no....my wii is now very angry!!!"
by acenlaurarafferty November 15, 2010
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textjacking

It anoyed the hell out of me when he wouldnot stop textjacking
by Ben. S April 1, 2007
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textjected

When you dont get a reply to your texts for over 1 hour yet other people text you and get up your hopes, you then read the text and find out its not from the person you want it to be.
*bleeep*
'ooh yes finally a reply'
*reads the text*
' oh its you... textjected'
by cheribald December 17, 2009
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