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textapated
When you fail to look at your phone (due to sleeping, being occupied, being intoxicated, etc.) for a long time and the number of text messages you receive backs up greatly from your lack of response. This results in spending a long time answering your texts.
textapated by amvanstan July 25, 2014
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twitspaceface
1.The act of participating in the major networking websites, Twitter, MySpace, and FaceBook.
2.taken in its verbal form, can be conveyed as twit {space} face, thus the act of being completely oblivious to the actions and emotions of others (noun)
2.taken in its verbal form, can be conveyed as twit {space} face, thus the act of being completely oblivious to the actions and emotions of others (noun)
Harold loved networking, especially on-line.His friends call him a twitspaceface.
Harold was such a Twitspaceface that he did not realize that Dorthy was in love with him. Dorthy was later found stalking Harold on the internet, thus becoming a twitspaceface herself.
Harold was such a Twitspaceface that he did not realize that Dorthy was in love with him. Dorthy was later found stalking Harold on the internet, thus becoming a twitspaceface herself.
twitspaceface by mcandp2 July 19, 2010
Textapated
(Text-a-pate, Text-a-pa-tion) The inability to send coherent text messages before the SMS character limit is reached.
Text from Linda to Dave: Hi Dave. I was thinking. maybe we should go see a movie like we almost did the other night. Laugh On Line! So , perhaps we should see The
Dave Replies : WTF? Textapated?
Dave Replies : WTF? Textapated?
Textapated by GFeet March 14, 2009
Textspectation
When you keep checking your mobile phone because you are either expecting a text, or are hoping to receive one.
Joey: Stop checking your phone all the time, you have chronic textspectation
Alex: Yeah I know, I just get excited knowing Bel is texting me
Alex: Yeah I know, I just get excited knowing Bel is texting me
Textspectation by heapsmissage_90 February 20, 2011
Textspicious
Textspicious by wrenlove March 22, 2011
textipated
textipated by Captain Crohn's February 20, 2014
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