Textsplenation
Textsplenation by Funnyflicka February 22, 2018
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textsplanation
An explantion that occurs via text. Negative connotation referring to something that is simply too long to drag out via text message and is usally better explained via some other medium (email, chat, voice, etc.)
textsplanation by Skoots January 9, 2008
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textplanation by Knock on our door March 6, 2009
textplanation
Girl 1:
Hey how come Trevor never met up with us on Saturday night?
Girl 2: No idea I got a textplanation the next day said he fell asleep reading a book?
Girl 1: typical.
Hey how come Trevor never met up with us on Saturday night?
Girl 2: No idea I got a textplanation the next day said he fell asleep reading a book?
Girl 1: typical.
textplanation by emilyis March 17, 2008
Textplanation
When someone writes a comment on Facebook or Twitter that shocks everyone, but you know they are not going to spill the details so you just simply write the word
Textplanation by MsMBrianaThomas April 26, 2011
Textplanation
To explain ones action via text as opposed to a phone call due to embarrassment or for emotional detachment.
I didn't hear back from her until today but it was nothing more than a textplanation, not sure if I should take her seriously
Textplanation by Xris Cringle September 3, 2010
Textsperation
The uncontrollable feelings of frustration/exasperation/desperation one experiences whilst awaiting a text response.
KHump: I text James on Saturday and he has still not responded. I'm feeling very textsperated.
BenLaz: Yea, that textsperation will really make you want to take a bath with a toaster.
BenLaz: Yea, that textsperation will really make you want to take a bath with a toaster.
Textsperation by k_hump May 21, 2012
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