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textstake 

When you send a text message to someone and feel regretful about it later. Especially when you're drunk. A hybrid of mistake and text.
Drew: Julie, who are you texting?
Julie: Don't worry about it.
Drew: It's that one guy again, and you're hammered!
Julie: Ahh...I guess I'm just making textstakes again.
Drew: If you make too many, you'll get a UTI!
Words you can keep

textstress 

Feeling of having to stop what you are doing right now to text
Textstress causes auto related deaths everyday
textstress by Hot Rod Long December 16, 2014
When you send the wrong text message to someone else.
Jen: (as she checks her phone to see a text message from Tom)

Tom: we're pickin u up tonite

Jen: (texts back, "wat?")

Tom: (gets the message, sends back, "whoops, it wus a textake)
Textake by ACityAftrUs October 16, 2009

textstatic 

the extensive use of exclamation points to show enthusiasm
BOB: "dude why is karen always textstatic?"
JON: "what do you mean?"
BOB: "text her"
JON'S TEXT:hey karen
KAREN'S TEXT: hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
textstatic by donjuan demarco December 8, 2010
A made-up word for the space between the text.
i.e.
Guy 1- "I wonder what's the space between my text called...?"

Guy 2- "I think it's textspace."

Guy 1- "Come on, you're making that up."

Guy 2- "I know, right?"
Textspace by Gio1 July 1, 2011

TexasTakeEm

TexasTakeEm is a term to describe a picture of a raped minor.
George, did you see the TexasTakeEm which leaked on yesterday?
TexasTakeEm by LePudding April 24, 2017
A type of 'speech' typed in the short-hand form of online and mobile text. Though annoying to most, is it often used when having to type in a hurry. Usually, when encountering trouble, or having to leave.
"Grats, GG, GTG, BRB RQ." Which translates from online textstyle into the regular form: "conGratulations, that was a Good Game, I have Got To Go, i'll Be Right Back Real Quick."
Textstyle by Somebody Who's Nobody. February 4, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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