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Textpectation 

The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.
I just texted her for a date – but now the textpectation is killing me.
Textpectation by Harvey W July 21, 2006
Word of the Day on July 23, 2008

Textpectations

When a prospective member of the opposite sex texts you in regards to dating and you have high hopes for the incoming text.
Dude! Taylor texted you about going to the bar tonight. Ahhh, I don't know man I really like her. What did she say? I have high textpectations for her?

Texpectation

At the point where a text message is sent to someone there is an expectation to receive one back, this wait...usually long and painful is known as the "texpectation"
I really hate having texpectations sent on people, because if they don't answer me...I feel clearly ignored.
Texpectation by Vromsky March 2, 2009

Textpectations

Meaning #1: The term textpectations is what you expect of somebody while texting them.

For example you Have high textpectations when texting your boyfriend/girlfriend or crush.

Meaning #2: That moment of anticipation you get while waiting for someone to text you back.
#Textpectations #Text #Texts #TextMeBack
Textpectations by Kenzie_101 May 21, 2017

Texpectation

When you expect all your friends, family, co-workers, and anyone you know and ever will know, to be just as fast with text responses that you are.
Hey Bob, you never text me back! I guess I need to lower my texpectations.
Texpectation by jessersdeal May 8, 2009

techspectation 

The expection of a particular piece of technology to function as intended.

A strong belief technology will perform a specific function every time in the future.
I had the techspectation my phones thumb scanner would unlock my device , instead it just frustrates me.
techspectation by Steamin Lehman January 18, 2017
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