Textjaculation

Sending a text before you have finished due to excitement, distraction, dangerous texting speeds.

"Oh Damn! I just had another textjaculation!"
"What?"
"I sent that text before finishing the directions to the Apple store in Portland, Oregon."

by Jaegermeister101 April 15, 2010

Premature Textjaculation

Sending a text before typing anything into the message due to distraction, excitement, dangerous texting speeds, or a faulty phone.

"My boyfriend has premature textjaculation"
"What do you mean?"
"Every time we're getting real edgy he sends off texts with nothing in them."

by Roflcopter321 April 15, 2010