"Oh Damn! I just had another textjaculation!"
"What?"
"I sent that text before finishing the directions to the Apple store in Portland, Oregon."
"What?"
"I sent that text before finishing the directions to the Apple store in Portland, Oregon."
by Jaegermeister101 April 15, 2010
Get the Textjaculation mug.Sending a text before typing anything into the message due to distraction, excitement, dangerous texting speeds, or a faulty phone.
"My boyfriend has premature textjaculation"
"What do you mean?"
"Every time we're getting real edgy he sends off texts with nothing in them."
"What do you mean?"
"Every time we're getting real edgy he sends off texts with nothing in them."
by Roflcopter321 April 17, 2010
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The accidental sending of a text message,
resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense, or makes you a big, big embarrassed ass.
resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense, or makes you a big, big embarrassed ass.
He had a premature textaculation, so he wrote her: "I was looking again at your picture when I came ..." Ooops! message sent! instead of ".. I was looking again at your picture when I came to the conclusion that probably we never met." well.. what do you know about that! what a total ass!
by mave73 October 9, 2008
Get the Premature Textaculation mug.The act of accidentally hitting the send button on a phone text before you finished typing the entire message.
I just received this text from you. "Dude, meet us at ". It looks like another case of premature textaculation.
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