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Premature Textjaculation 

Sending a text before typing anything into the message due to distraction, excitement, dangerous texting speeds, or a faulty phone.
"My boyfriend has premature textjaculation"
"What do you mean?"
"Every time we're getting real edgy he sends off texts with nothing in them."

Premature Textaculation 

The accidental sending of a text message,
resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense, or makes you a big, big embarrassed ass.
He had a premature textaculation, so he wrote her: "I was looking again at your picture when I came ..." Ooops! message sent! instead of ".. I was looking again at your picture when I came to the conclusion that probably we never met." well.. what do you know about that! what a total ass!
Premature Textaculation by mave73 October 9, 2008

premature textaculation 

The act of accidentally hitting the send button on a phone text before you finished typing the entire message.
I just received this text from you. "Dude, meet us at ". It looks like another case of premature textaculation.
premature textaculation by MarkBauer December 21, 2010

tejaculation 

it is the phenomenon of a guy sucking his own dick to attain sexual enlightenment
teacher: how are you so good at sucking my dick

student: tejaculation
tejaculation by bigilickydicky November 11, 2019

Premature Text-Jaculation. 

When you send a text message too quickly, without thinking or without finishing the message.
I think I need "Tiger Text". I sent a text too soon. I call it "Premature Text-Jaculation."

premature tweetjaculation

When you send off a tweet before reading it, and you regret it later.
Dude, I had a premature tweetjaculation last night when I was drunk off my ass.
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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