Textiturn

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Habitually untalkative via text.

I was writing her all night and she never responded. Bitch was textiturn!

Textiturn by antisocial December 17, 2013

Words you can keep

textsturbate

v. the act of sending text messages to oneself for entertainment.

Other forms: textsturbating, textsturbation

Gilbert textsturbates so much that his phone bill is through the roof.

textsturbate by Dustin G. Lee June 24, 2008

Related Words

Textiturn • Text turn • textitude • textitute • Temiturns • Texticure • textitution • textsturbate • texas turn • Texas Turnbuckle

textitution

The act of substituting cell phone texting for actual cell phone conversation, usually practiced by married couples.

Instead of calling my wife while away on business trips, I practiced textitution.

husband : whats on tv?
wife : CSI
husband : OK ,BFF
wife: BFF

textitution by KungFu Donut February 10, 2008

textitude

the manner or disposition of somebody's text messaging.

Michelle's textitude indicated that the red river was flowing so I avoided her all night.

textitude by Skater2914 September 26, 2007

Textitude

Meaning the attitude people give you while texting.

Cassie: Well I would like for you to go
Dane: Whatever.
Cassie: Lose your textitude!

Textitude by ITakePeekshurs May 24, 2009

Textitude

Attitude in the form of a text message.

the K bomb. one word answer of K.

Michael: are you mad at me?
Sean: no < textitude

Textitude by ForeverBoy4491 September 19, 2009

Texticure

A manicure that leaves your thumb nails at the perfect length for texting. May include special treatment of thumb nail edges.

Young Chick: OMG, I like sooo need a manicure, but I gotta be able to text or I'll like, you know, go insane!!!

Vietnamese Manicurist: Ohhhh, you no worry pretty girl, I give you texticure. Increase text speed 30 percent. I put carbide edges on thumb nails.

Young Chick: OMG, like, that is sooo cool!

Texticure by Butch Dime October 21, 2010

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026