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textsturbate

v. the act of sending text messages to oneself for entertainment.

Other forms: textsturbating, textsturbation
Gilbert textsturbates so much that his phone bill is through the roof.
textsturbate by Dustin G. Lee June 24, 2008
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textitution 

The act of substituting cell phone texting for actual cell phone conversation, usually practiced by married couples.
Instead of calling my wife while away on business trips, I practiced textitution.

husband : whats on tv?
wife : CSI
husband : OK ,BFF
wife: BFF
textitution by KungFu Donut February 10, 2008

textitude 

the manner or disposition of somebody's text messaging.
Michelle's textitude indicated that the red river was flowing so I avoided her all night.
textitude by Skater2914 September 26, 2007

Textitude 

Meaning the attitude people give you while texting.
Cassie: Well I would like for you to go
Dane: Whatever.
Cassie: Lose your textitude!
Textitude by ITakePeekshurs May 24, 2009

Textitude 

Attitude in the form of a text message.
the K bomb. one word answer of K.

Michael: are you mad at me?
Sean: no < textitude
Textitude by ForeverBoy4491 September 19, 2009
A manicure that leaves your thumb nails at the perfect length for texting. May include special treatment of thumb nail edges.
Young Chick: OMG, I like sooo need a manicure, but I gotta be able to text or I'll like, you know, go insane!!!

Vietnamese Manicurist: Ohhhh, you no worry pretty girl, I give you texticure. Increase text speed 30 percent. I put carbide edges on thumb nails.

Young Chick: OMG, like, that is sooo cool!
Texticure by Butch Dime October 21, 2010