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Textistential Crisis 

Angrily texting your friends and family late in the night about politics after having too many Miller Lite's
In the throes of a textistential crisis, Eric Trump messaged his old friends, late into the night, about their own immoralities.
Textistential Crisis by _pone_ July 31, 2020
One who is prejudiced against or antagonistic towards communicating primarily or frequently via text.
I’m not sure this girl digs me, she doesn’t respond to my good morning texts

Dude, maybe she’s just a textist
Textist by grayhat September 3, 2022

Trentist 

Someone who studies follows the trentism way of life; a follower of trent
He is a trentist.
I think I'm converting to trentism
Trentist by Kyle Rybarczyk April 16, 2008
Someone who propogates sexist opinions through the medium of text messaging. Can be male or female.
Jane: I've just got another text from John

Jill: What does it say?

Jane: 'Who let you out of the kitchen?'

Jill: John is such a textist!
Textist by spamwonderfulspam June 17, 2009

Textistentialism 

The process of self-actualization and realization by means of texting, tweeting and other electronic connections. The philosophy driven by the belief, I text, therefore I am.
Watching people on the train furiously tapping messages into the ether on their smart phones, Chad wondered if he was surrounded by the followers of Textistentialism. Chad didn't like the textistentialists and wished he could move to a shack in the hills.
Textistentialism by Biff Crashly October 16, 2009
Hatred towards a font color. This word never applies to anyone who uses a cellphone.
-Definition 1-
Super_LP - yo whats up n-words
1220 - the internet is text based, we don't have a race.
Flamekahn - Well I don't like the color of your font.
scrag_10 - Textist!

-Definition 2-
whwhwa1334 - I can't read your font, it's to bright
Brightyellowfont - Textist
textist by scrag_10 November 12, 2007