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Textistential Crisis 

Angrily texting your friends and family late in the night about politics after having too many Miller Lite's
In the throes of a textistential crisis, Eric Trump messaged his old friends, late into the night, about their own immoralities.
Textistential Crisis by _pone_ July 31, 2020
One who is prejudiced against or antagonistic towards communicating primarily or frequently via text.
I’m not sure this girl digs me, she doesn’t respond to my good morning texts

Dude, maybe she’s just a textist
Textist by grayhat September 3, 2022

Trentist 

Someone who studies follows the trentism way of life; a follower of trent
He is a trentist.
I think I'm converting to trentism
Trentist by Kyle Rybarczyk April 16, 2008
Someone who propogates sexist opinions through the medium of text messaging. Can be male or female.
Jane: I've just got another text from John

Jill: What does it say?

Jane: 'Who let you out of the kitchen?'

Jill: John is such a textist!
Textist by spamwonderfulspam June 17, 2009

Textistentialism 

The process of self-actualization and realization by means of texting, tweeting and other electronic connections. The philosophy driven by the belief, I text, therefore I am.
Watching people on the train furiously tapping messages into the ether on their smart phones, Chad wondered if he was surrounded by the followers of Textistentialism. Chad didn't like the textistentialists and wished he could move to a shack in the hills.
Textistentialism by Biff Crashly October 16, 2009
Hatred towards a font color. This word never applies to anyone who uses a cellphone.
-Definition 1-
Super_LP - yo whats up n-words
1220 - the internet is text based, we don't have a race.
Flamekahn - Well I don't like the color of your font.
scrag_10 - Textist!

-Definition 2-
whwhwa1334 - I can't read your font, it's to bright
Brightyellowfont - Textist
textist by scrag_10 November 12, 2007
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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