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Testicality

When one or both of your testicals suffer a serious trauma.
I suffered a testicality when a soccer ball hit me right in the balls.
Testicality by cjl77 August 28, 2021

textonality 

personality used only through a text. usually different from in person or throught verbal phone conversations.person or persons tend to hide behind there phone.
the girl was hanging out with the boy all day and when she left she texted him saying..

girl: i really like you

boy: why didnt you tell me that before you left two minutes ago

girl: i was nervous

boy: you have a textonality; now i cant get any tonight
textonality by BBurnzz July 19, 2010

Textuality 

The ability to attract the opposite sex and even seduce said person through texting and/or instant message.
Girl, he isn't even that hot or anything but I just cant resist his textuality.
Textuality by Tebaug D'Balzac October 4, 2010

Textality 

Textality is the direct demeanor one receives or responds constantly. Being via text or messenger. Ones textality shows in the predictive text bar above the keyboard.
"Aight so peep dig... There was a post on facebook using predictive text right, the phones only gonna predict the humans textality and use that! "
"Huh?"
"You be texting that shit allada time, so yo phone know!"
"And that's how textality came to be a word. Plain out my G."

testicality

when somebody rips your balls off and you die from blood loss.
"did you hear that mr jones died of testicality?" "what the fuck is that."
testicality by GOOBERT IN ALL CAPS January 21, 2022

Terminality 

My brother thought he could see my terminality, he listened and stopped me from continuing
Terminality by Go-JuB12 April 6, 2023
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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