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Texterity 

The ability to nimbly use the keys for texting; phone prowess for the digital age.
After fumbling with the cell phone for several minutes, my daughter took it away from me, quickly sent the message and told me, "Dad, you have no texterity!"
Texterity by Barky von Schnauser April 17, 2008

manual textdarity 

Defined as ones ability to control his or her fingers on a mobile device keyboard. One who makes multiple typos is said to have poor manual textdarity.
Cal's texts are as hard to understand as when he's on the phone talkin to you. I used to think he was an illiterate, but maybe he has bad manual textdarity, from his arthrytis.
manual textdarity by Fnqaz November 29, 2017

texuality 

Texuality is when someone is turned on by new technology and has an orgasim when a new gadget comes out.
Phil shows his texuality whenever a new product comes out, see how excited he is!
texuality by **Dr Dave July 13, 2009

Tindarity 

Used to indicate how good the perceived rate of matches on Tinder is in a certain place.
The tindarity of Sydney is pretty good for me, I got 34 matches!
Went to Alaska last week, the tindarity there is awful.
I have to move to a place with better tindarity.
Tindarity by nemesis_knoxville September 5, 2016

texanity 

a term used to describe your texan origin
"be proud of your texanity"
texanity by dewyleepa July 22, 2017

texuality 

1. Flirtation in the form of text, as in an email, as a substitute for physical fulfillment of romantic and/or sexual yearning.

2. The capacity to arouse or entice another person romantically and/or sexually, specifically through text, as in an email.

3. The state or quality of being romantically and/or sexually aroused or enticed by another person's use of written words, as in an email.

4. The possession of sexual character or potency as expressed written words.

5. Preoccupation with or involvement in sexual matters through the use of words.

6. The condition of being characterized and distinguished by sex through the written word.

Note: Writing email replaces certain people's need for romantic and sexual yearning, for the longing to be understood and appreciated, and to hear from someone one considers "special."  The Internet provides a semi-private, if not secret, means to be intimately in touch with another person at a secure distance without the commitment of physical contact.  With the fear of sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) and the taboo of promiscuity, emailing provides a safe haven.
1. Through their powerful texuality, the man and woman kept their long distance relationship alive.

2. Emaiing gave the lovers a means to send letters to each other brimming with texuality without disrupting their respective marriages.

3. The boy felt lucky to have found an equal in terms of texuality: a girl on the Internet with a capacity for words as well as erotic interest.
texuality by Achilles Murat II October 27, 2011
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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