Textaclit

The act of a woman receiving a text while her phone is in her lap.

That boy textaclitted me so many times that when I got out of the car my pants were soaked.

by Cleveland lover April 13, 2014

Tentaculits

Tits that look like octopus tentacles

Long floppy and dangling

Nasty

Come suck on my tentaculits you little simp mother fucker

by Working Class Hero January 8, 2021

testiclites

Created by Group X
1) A male's (pair of) testicles.

"When a lady, she goes to touch the testiclites, and they make a sound like thais: *PING*!"

by www.drewsportal.tk January 23, 2003

Premature Textaculation

The accidental sending of a text message,
resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense, or makes you a big, big embarrassed ass.

He had a premature textaculation, so he wrote her: "I was looking again at your picture when I came ..." Ooops! message sent! instead of ".. I was looking again at your picture when I came to the conclusion that probably we never met." well.. what do you know about that! what a total ass!

by mave73 October 9, 2008

texuality

Texuality is when someone is turned on by new technology and has an orgasim when a new gadget comes out.

Phil shows his texuality whenever a new product comes out, see how excited he is!

by **Dr Dave July 13, 2009

premature textaculation

The act of accidentally hitting the send button on a phone text before you finished typing the entire message.

I just received this text from you. "Dude, meet us at ". It looks like another case of premature textaculation.

by MarkBauer December 21, 2010

textalizing

the act of seduction through text messages

"i was textalizing her when i asked, 'so whens the train coming?'" - mellman

by nash+ February 6, 2006