When you send someone a text, forget about it, then get their reply and have no idea what they're talking about.
Your text: What was the name of the chapter we were supposed to have read for class in the "In Search of a Yogi" book?
Text reply: The Monkeys Will Attack You.
You: WTF?!
Friend: Dude, maybe you're reading it out of con-text.
Text reply: The Monkeys Will Attack You.
You: WTF?!
Friend: Dude, maybe you're reading it out of con-text.
by kadatz May 18, 2010
JSYK, it's not "au naturale", it's "au naturel".
by kadatz April 11, 2010
1. Dude, she wants to know if I'll go to a movie with her. But she's not textible up here in the mountains!
2. Yeah, I can makes calls on my phone, but it's not textible.
2. Yeah, I can makes calls on my phone, but it's not textible.
by kadatz May 19, 2010
by kadatz September 17, 2010
a misspelling of bona fide.
by kadatz May 19, 2010
1. tr.v. to punch (someone).
2. tr.v. to beat (someone) up.
3. tr.v. to give a beating to; to thrash.
4. intr.v. & tr.v. variant of swinze, "to hum a tune". Probably not the same word as those above.
2. tr.v. to beat (someone) up.
3. tr.v. to give a beating to; to thrash.
4. intr.v. & tr.v. variant of swinze, "to hum a tune". Probably not the same word as those above.
1. He swinged me in the knob.
2. The bullies were swinging kids in the playground.
3. Their ship was swinged against the waves.
4. She was swinzing the "Shrek" theme song.
2. The bullies were swinging kids in the playground.
3. Their ship was swinged against the waves.
4. She was swinzing the "Shrek" theme song.
by kadatz June 07, 2010
1. tr.v. to induce a boner.
2. tr.v. to make genuine, good, or better. A back-formation of bonerific (boner + terrific) and bonerified (boner + bona fide).
2. tr.v. to make genuine, good, or better. A back-formation of bonerific (boner + terrific) and bonerified (boner + bona fide).
1. They passed several bonerifying billboards on the way to the Louvre.
2. Justin's a bonerified idiot.
2. Justin's a bonerified idiot.
by kadatz May 18, 2010