21 definitions by kadatz

out of con-text

When you send someone a text, forget about it, then get their reply and have no idea what they're talking about.

Your text: What was the name of the chapter we were supposed to have read for class in the "In Search of a Yogi" book?

Text reply: The Monkeys Will Attack You.

You: WTF?!

Friend: Dude, maybe you're reading it out of con-text.

by kadatz May 18, 2010

au naturale

misspelling of au naturel.

JSYK, it's not "au naturale", it's "au naturel".

by kadatz April 11, 2010

textible

1. adj. able to be texted.

2. adj. able to text or be texted with.

1. Dude, she wants to know if I'll go to a movie with her. But she's not textible up here in the mountains!

2. Yeah, I can makes calls on my phone, but it's not textible.

by kadatz May 19, 2010

bonerify

1. tr.v. to induce a boner.

2. tr.v. to make genuine, good, or better. A back-formation of bonerific (boner + terrific) and bonerified (boner + bona fide).

1. They passed several bonerifying billboards on the way to the Louvre.

2. Justin's a bonerified idiot.

by kadatz May 18, 2010

swiff

v. to clean with a Swiffer product, such as a Swiffer Sweeper or a Swiffer WetJet; to sweep, mop, vacuum, or dust.

Compare German "schweifen", Old English "swīfan", and Icelandic "svífa", which all mean "to sweep".

My mom just swiffed the entryway, so make sure you take your shoes off.

by kadatz April 30, 2010

shirt off

The suggestion that pops up on Google Images every time you type in the name of any vaguely attractive male celebrity and then the letter "s".

You: Let's see…"Ryan Reynolds s—".

Google: "ryan reynolds shirt off".

You: Um…"Tom Cruise s—".

Google: "tom cruise shirt off".

You: Okay, "Jack Black s—".

Google: "jack black soundboard".

by kadatz May 12, 2010

gee wilikers

a variant spelling of gee willikers.

Gee wilikers, this movie's long!

by kadatz September 17, 2010