Texas Road Mouse

Common to urban areas of Texas, it is defined as a young, shy prostitute.

1: Did you see that Texas Road Mouse?
2: Yeah, tried to hire her once, but she was so shy I had to ask for a refund

by Hjabajbabhaba April 19, 2018

texas roadhouse

A cinnamon butter blow job.

Instead of catching am apple with her teeth, she gave me a Texas Roadhouse

by Narc83 September 3, 2016

Texas Roadhouse

A chain of Texas themed steak restaurants (although it was founded in Indiana and it's currently based in Kentucky). It's known for its bread rolls and buckets of peanuts.

Texas Roadhouse is so much better than Outback Steakhouse.

by awmm December 10, 2018

texas roadhouse

when you take a girl upstairs on a mid-summer night and sweat like hogs while you bask in hot dog juice. her last name must be Jewish.

Anybody up for a Texas Roadhouse tonight? trying to burn a few calories in the sauna

by mrmccoy19 June 27, 2019

Texas Roadhouse

A Texas Roadhouse is where u play basketball white ur nut amd u have to shoot ur nut into the hoop

Brian Yo I finna clap u in some Texas Roadhouse

Steve sheeeeeesh

by Donnietrump69 April 8, 2021

Texas Roadhouse

When two guys are about to do the deed, but surprise the woman by putting on hats and riding straight into her anal cavity with their tongues out

Hey Jimmy, do you wanna pull a Texas Roadhouse on her tonight?

by Negroratory mammal July 4, 2019

Texas Roadhouse

An inside joke

Texas Roadhouse, hehehehehehehe.

by Slawsker June 28, 2022