When you say global warming somebody says "But its cold in the winter"
Look up the average temperature in the winter, fucking jackass
What do you mean global warming? Its cold in the winter!
Not as cold as last year, damned retard. What kind of faggot doesn't even look it up?
When you nut so hard her mouth starts bubbling out her lips. Bubblecum (buhb-LE-cum) - origin my bedroom
Hey, you want some bubblecum?
I mean bubblegum *rubs arm nervously*
Literally a human variable, if someone isn't telling a true story, they use his name or Jimmy for a character.
Then Bob said "why would i do that?"
When two guys are about to do the deed, but surprise the woman by putting on hats and riding straight into her anal cavity with their tongues out
Hey Jimmy, do you wanna pull a Texas Roadhouse on her tonight?
An overused name that people use in the plase of an unrelated character that needed a name
Suck my dick jimmy
Someone who has sex with their sister on top of a confederate flag
Jimmy, when did you say you became an Alabamian flagbearer again?