Something that is screwed up beyond all reasonable doubt of being fixed. Something that is not usable by anyone or in any fashion a tool. FUBARD is the best synonym for Texad because it is implied that no matter how much it may appear to work it never will.
by SirSulley January 31, 2023
Get the Texad mug.An errant golf shot that fails to go airborne but skips very fast along the ground, never going higher than a foot or two. So fast, in fact, that the golf ball is figuratively fucking a bug. Called a Texas Bug Fucker by Texas golfers, and really by golfers everywhere.
Charlie topped the golf ball off the tea and it skittered so fast that it burned a path down the fairway. It was a real Texas Bug Fucker.
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The Largest ranch in the USA, having 600,000 acres. It's a tourist attraction as well as a working ranch. Spectacular to see!
by Starchylde May 28, 2016
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Texas Tyrants typically support things like the Patriot Act, corporate power, and the war on women, while opposing healthcare, the environment, workers rights, gay rights etc.
Some examples of Texas Tyrants:
George W Bush
Rick Perry
Ted Cruz
Tom DeLay
Some examples of Texas Tyrants:
George W Bush
Rick Perry
Ted Cruz
Tom DeLay
by Real_American March 29, 2015
Get the Texas Tyrant mug.When you have a drag from a smoke or a go at the bong, you then blow it into a woman's vagina, you can also have the option to inhale it back out.
"Woah, man, did you hear about Jessica? Dave tried the Texas Smokehouse on her and she's in hospital!"
by Lord Bill The Janitor January 26, 2016
Get the Texas Smokehouse mug.A person who urinates as hard as possible in a public restroom in order to trick people into thinking that their dick is big.
Steven: Did you hear Jared peeing this morning? So loud. He must have a monster dong.
Mitch: Naw man. It's a trick. He's nothing but a Texas Wiz Kid.
Mitch: Naw man. It's a trick. He's nothing but a Texas Wiz Kid.
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