The place to go when you are underage and need to buy cigarettes, dip, cigars, or any other smoking paraphernalia. Many Texacos don't even card underage kids.
Hey let's go to Texaco to get a pack of Newports
by yannidepp March 1, 2011
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One of the best gas stations around. Provide quick service with a pretty low cost. Best selection of candy available.
R: It's too bad that the Texaco near me got turned into a Shell.

B: Yeah, that's too bad. It's also too bad that you judge a gas station by its candy selection.
by Rodney Basil May 31, 2004
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verb-To spill indiscriminately (and/or unintentionally), ala an oil spill.
When Johnny Velvet drank too much, he texacoed the urinal stall.
by Jeff December 21, 2004
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the urge to take a poop, so badly that you think that there is an excellent chance that you will have to drop a deuce in your pants.
I had a texaco while driving home from the flea market.
by valdimirjones July 17, 2008
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After having sex in a car or at a rest stop, then being forced to wash your privates in the sink of a gas station bathroom.
I walked in to the bathroom and caught an old lady giving herself a Texaco Cleanse right by the liquid soap.
by Glenny Glen Glen April 7, 2010
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Another phrase to describe a roller dog.
Dude, you seriously ate a Texaco Tubesteak? Let me know if you want to go to the emergency room to get your stomach pumped.
by King of roller dogz June 15, 2009
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The last chance to redeem yourself before a final ultimatum.
If Jimmy skips one more time, he's going to juvie. He's at the Last Chance Texaco.
by Manfred Nuggets October 11, 2009
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