Texada

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A little island near Powell River, British Columbia where Texada Timewarp weed comes from, many agree it's the best in Canada

I took the old rusty ferry over to Texada to get myself some weed.

Texada by -M December 15, 2006

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texada timewarp

Bomb ass weed, grown outdoors on Texada Island.

She's going to BC to pick up some of that bomb ass Texada Timewarp.

texada timewarp by spinge June 27, 2005

Related Words

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Texada Time warp

A high grade strain of Marijuana that will blow your fuckin' mind.

I smoked a bong full of Texada Time Warp and got so blasted I thought I saw Jesus cumming. He wasn't even wearing a condom.

Texada Time warp by Stuperman July 30, 2006

Teadawg

A person of such staggering insignificance that you absolutely cannot be bothered to remember their name.

"Hey Teadawg, how are you doing?"

"Who the fuck is that? Machine Killer? I'm just going to call him Teadawg."

Teadawg by Teadawg September 13, 2014

Texadent

When you are carrying on multiple conversations via text and you accidentally send the wrong text to one of the people you are texting with. Can be very troublesome, particularly when you are talking to girls or guys you like and the texadent reveals you are in to more than one person.

Omg... We were texting and then I got a text meant for another girl! He said it was a texadent but now I know this guy is a player!

Texadent by misselisabete November 23, 2013

manual textdarity

Defined as ones ability to control his or her fingers on a mobile device keyboard. One who makes multiple typos is said to have poor manual textdarity.

Cal's texts are as hard to understand as when he's on the phone talkin to you. I used to think he was an illiterate, but maybe he has bad manual textdarity, from his arthrytis.

manual textdarity by Fnqaz November 29, 2017

teradactyl

The sexual act of performing fellatio and simultaneously jerking off two penii. This motion resembles that of a teradactyl in flight. Related to skiing, but arms are raised, and mouth is open.

I used to think that the teradactyl was extinct until Bruce, Dante, and I met up with that ho-bag Tina.

teradactyl by RagingClue December 12, 2006

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026