Tetle-fuck
A guy who has a knack for hooking up with women who tend to be larger than most accepted women are. Likes fat chicks.
Tetle-fuck by Joeyt1234567 August 30, 2010
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tele-fuckoff
1. What really happens when office personnel work from home via internet client software.
2. Watching Oprah, Days of our Lives or Maury or other daytime trash during telework hours.
3. Taking an hour trip to Starbucks, and a two-hour lunch with the BFF during telework hours.
2. Watching Oprah, Days of our Lives or Maury or other daytime trash during telework hours.
3. Taking an hour trip to Starbucks, and a two-hour lunch with the BFF during telework hours.
"Heather is teleworking but she does not answer emails and she posted online about her carmel mocha latte. That's not tele-work, that's tele-fuckoff."
tele-fuckoff by Dr. Harry Boltzac March 16, 2016
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Tele Fucking
I was tele fucking my boyfriend last night, he became so hot we decided to make it real and move in together. telephone fucking hot sex fuck love
Tele Fucking by Mercedes Belle August 22, 2011
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UC Berkeley student #1: Dude, I'm enrolled in 0 units...
UC Berkeley student #2: I have 8AM classes 5 days a week -____________-
UC Berkeley student #3: You both been Telefucked!
UC Berkeley student #2: I have 8AM classes 5 days a week -____________-
UC Berkeley student #3: You both been Telefucked!
Telefucked by calgirl6130 August 3, 2011
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Our long-distance relationship fell apart because the only sex I was getting was our regular telefuck.
telefuck by Dan Sanderson November 18, 2007
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Telefucking by mr_boatride May 15, 2010
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