Telefucked 

When the UC Berkeley registration system, Telebears, royally fucks up your life hard.

UC Berkeley student #1: Dude, I'm enrolled in 0 units...
UC Berkeley student #2: I have 8AM classes 5 days a week -____________-
UC Berkeley student #3: You both been Telefucked!

Telefucked by calgirl6130 August 3, 2011

Telefunken u47 

a metaphor for a large dildo. it refers to the u47 microphone made by the German company called Telefunken, it was originally used by Frank Zappa in his album Joe's garage. the cylindrical shape plus the fact that the name sounds like fucken you, lend to the humor

Larry: we got a present for you

marry: what is it, what are you ganna give me
Larry: it looks just like a Telefunken u47... you'll love it
marry: with leather?

Telefunken u47 by aman of the box May 21, 2010

telefuck 

Engaging in auto-erotic pleasure while a partner does the same over video chat.

Our long-distance relationship fell apart because the only sex I was getting was our regular telefuck.

telefuck by Dan Sanderson November 18, 2007

Telefucking 

Phone sex

Have you ever even seen this chick? Sounds to me like your just telefucking her!

Telefucking by mr_boatride May 15, 2010

telefunken 

Telefunken; (tel - eh - FUNK - en)

1. Outrageously enjoyable;
2. Super funky;
3. Out-of-this-world exciting;
4. A word used when one has had an exceptionally agreeable experience;

"Gosh, our day at the carnival was telefunken. It was the most exciting day of my life!"

telefunken by Eve and Emily January 31, 2006

telefuck 

a creative word for phone sex.

person 1: so, have you telefucked him yet, at least?
person 2: nah, he's too shy on call for that.

telefuck by dancing qu33n July 22, 2019

Telefuckbuddy 

Non-committed partner whom which one engages in phone sex with.

Friends with benefits, so to speak, with all benefits taking place over a phone line.

See also fuck buddy, friendship, slampiece.

My long distance girlfriend and I broke up a few weeks ago, but she's still my telefuckbuddy.

Telefuckbuddy by thousandinone February 10, 2009