telefuck
Our long-distance relationship fell apart because the only sex I was getting was our regular telefuck.
telefuck by Dan Sanderson November 18, 2007
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telefuck by dancing qu33n July 22, 2019
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Telefucked
UC Berkeley student #1: Dude, I'm enrolled in 0 units...
UC Berkeley student #2: I have 8AM classes 5 days a week -____________-
UC Berkeley student #3: You both been Telefucked!
UC Berkeley student #2: I have 8AM classes 5 days a week -____________-
UC Berkeley student #3: You both been Telefucked!
Telefucked by calgirl6130 August 3, 2011
Telefunken u47
a metaphor for a large dildo. it refers to the u47 microphone made by the German company called Telefunken, it was originally used by Frank Zappa in his album Joe's garage. the cylindrical shape plus the fact that the name sounds like fucken you, lend to the humor
Larry: we got a present for you
marry: what is it, what are you ganna give me
Larry: it looks just like a Telefunken u47... you'll love it
marry: with leather?
marry: what is it, what are you ganna give me
Larry: it looks just like a Telefunken u47... you'll love it
marry: with leather?
Telefunken u47 by aman of the box May 21, 2010
Telefucking
Telefucking by mr_boatride May 15, 2010
Telefukkies
late night teletubbies. favorite characters of Bunny from Retarded Animal Babies. Their "Antenna" bear a close resemblance to dildoes, in a variety of malformations.
Telefukkies by aka_Pyro May 7, 2007
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