Our long-distance relationship fell apart because the only sex I was getting was our regular telefuck.
by Dan Sanderson November 18, 2007
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Brad won't stop texting me about letting him come over later. I wish he would stop trying to telefuck me.
by A. Kanfer February 25, 2007
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UC Berkeley student #2: I have 8AM classes 5 days a week -____________-
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UC Berkeley student #3: You both been Telefucked!
by calgirl6130 August 3, 2011
Get the Telefucked mug.a metaphor for a large dildo. it refers to the u47 microphone made by the German company called Telefunken, it was originally used by Frank Zappa in his album Joe's garage. the cylindrical shape plus the fact that the name sounds like fucken you, lend to the humor
Larry: we got a present for you
marry: what is it, what are you ganna give me
Larry: it looks just like a Telefunken u47... you'll love it
marry: with leather?
marry: what is it, what are you ganna give me
Larry: it looks just like a Telefunken u47... you'll love it
marry: with leather?
by aman of the box May 21, 2010
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Get the Telefucking mug.late night teletubbies. favorite characters of Bunny from Retarded Animal Babies. Their "Antenna" bear a close resemblance to dildoes, in a variety of malformations.
by aka_Pyro May 7, 2007
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