Testeronee

When, during his mid-life crisis, a man goes on a pasta creation spree.

Hannah - "What the fuck is this?"

Lil' Jimmy - "Oh, that's just dad's new pasta. It's part of his 'Testeronee'."

by U Craszee June 21, 2009

text-tosterone

attributed to men who text constantly

Jim : Frank has too much text-tosterone
Mike: I know 300 texts a day is insane!

by Frank Capobianco December 9, 2007

Man-tosterone

noun - something that is strongly male-oriented or aggrandizing the male point of view either by way of violence, sex, dude humor, or sheer awesome. Growing use in Los Angeles and surrounding areas.

Judd Apatow's films are brewing with the sort of man-tosterone that makes even the nerdy guys in his audience feel cool.

No amount of man-tosterone could make the Heiniken Light feel right, so he just went with a Miller.

by Grace Ledding June 12, 2008

tasterneeter

A word to describe the act of being horny at school, or in a social situation, usually to the point of genital arousal (nipples, boner), etc.

Jake was a frikin' tasterneeter today, he kept bumpin me in the halls every chance he got.

Lei must have been a tasterneeter today, cause her nipples never stopped being hard and you should have seen what she wrote in her note to me...

LaVonte, you a tasterneetin' today?? haha Cause you have a tent in your cords.

by Emily the Pony January 20, 2005

TESTRONIES

Testronies scrotum, testicles, ball sack, male genital .

My husband has large testronies.

If my aunt had trestronies she would be my uncle.

by Momma Gordon May 30, 2018

tit tosterones

Another phrase for boobies and made famous by my bff. haha.

Look at those tit tosterones! They are huge! Lol!

by ashley marie thats me April 15, 2008

Tesla-tosterone

Tesla-tostrone (noun)
A god-tier male hormone that bypasses dating and goes straight to “Let’s repopulate and colonize Mars.”

She thought it was a casual date until he pulled out a star map and said, ‘We need to secure humanity’s future.’ The Tesla-tosterone was off the charts.

by Burt Cutler April 22, 2025